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UEFA Cup Jokes

Discussion in 'TalkCeltic Pub' started by Rossenspeil, May 14, 2008.

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  1. irvy7

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    scotland crisis sperm banks at an all time low


    ALL THE * ARE IN MANCHESTER:56::56::56::56:
     
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    I've posted my joke a few times but * it:

    Lovely jubbly, Gordon Bennett, the dirty huns got pumped by Zenit!
     
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    What goes beep! beep! beep!

    The rangers open top bus reversing back into the parks of hamilton!!!
     
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    cheer up rangers fans....its giro day tomorrow!!
     
  5. steph020582

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    Carelsberg dont do cup finals but if they did they would be just like that!!!
     
  6. steph020582

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    At the next gamewe shouldmakea banner saying!
    ''*! Your Not That Bad After All''
     
  7. Rossenspeil

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    I have issues praising * personally :icon_mrgreen:
     
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    For SALE ONE OPEN TOP BUS £1967c/o Glasgow CITY Council.... Never used
     
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    isnt this country a beautiful place when u take the HUNS out of it,HAPPY NO HUNS DAY. Hail Hail
     
  10. Rossenspeil

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    Hun Top: £40

    Bus to Manchester: £50

    Match Ticket: £1200

    Watching huns getting pumped, can in hand, from the comfort of your living room: PRICELESS!!!!!!
     
  11. Scotia Gold Member Gold Member

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    can u see a handsome hun . after what we saw on the telly today ..naw !! but that wee blonde ruskie hunny doing the bouncy .. oh myyyy !!!
     
  12. Rossenspeil

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    The camera man was definitely well into her!!!

    Good timing tho, surprised she never got 2 black eyes :icon_mrgreen:

    Fine camera work sir :50:
     
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    3 Rangers fans were knocked over in a Tesco car park. A Tesco spokesperson said ' Every Little Helps'


    Get It Up Ye's Ya Inbred Knuckle Dragging, Anti Footballing *
     
  14. Rossenspeil

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    NEWSFLASH:

    Motorists are collecting for a distressed Rangers fan on the M6, who is threatening to douse himself in petrol and set himself alight, as he is so depressed after tonights defeat.

    So far the motorists have collected 8,000 gallons, although many are still syphoning ....
     
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    * genius!!!!:icon_mrgreen:
     
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    there is a shortage of sperm donations in the glasgow sperm bank this week as all the * are in manchester
     
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    * Advocaat. * star. * 100,000 arseholes in 90 minutes.
     
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    David Murray has claimed spl fixture backlog caused the rangers team to suffer tired legs and that was the main reason for losing the final.

    The spl ave asked Mr Murray what the * he would know about having tired legs.
     
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    Chemists across Scotland today are congratulating the government on the success of their methadone programme as not one person turned up this morning for their daily dose.

    I wonder where they could all have been???????????
     
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    u want a joke? barry ferguson tonite - what an embarrassment