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Insane Deaths!

Discussion in 'TalkCeltic Pub' started by cidermaster, Feb 5, 2016.

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  1. cidermaster Gold Member Gold Member

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    Just very recently a man in South Wales was in a McDonalds Store with 2 mates,he picked up his 99p Cheeseburger and rolled it and said to his mates "Watch This" stuffed into his mouth,turned blue and choked to death!

    What Insane Deaths do you know of?
     
  2. StPauli1916 Gold Member Gold Member

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    [ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eGIQlIji3xg[/ame]
     
  3. CH4 Gold Member Gold Member

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    Family should demand a refund
     
  4. Drakhan Nac Mac Feegle Gold Member

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    Typical Welsh muppet..
     
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    I saved a man's life in nandos about 6 months ago. Was working for lloyds and their passes are identical to NHS ones. Got my discount and sat down to enjoy my meal. All of a sudden a wee guy called Joe started choking and was making the same horrible noises as that article. When it happened everyone ran to me as they thought I was medically trained. Thanks to watching people choking in films I bear hugged the * and started thumping his back. He was going blue and I smashed his back with a a punch. Bit of chicken flew right out. He was a a celtic fan too. He is probably on here.
     
  6. McAvenniesBoots

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    you on nightshift nappy duty then?
     
  7. Rendog

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    Yep
     
  8. McAvenniesBoots

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    nice one. you're an old hand at this I guess being your third, I'm on my first. * magic though.
     
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    It's awesome mate. Congrats and keep us updated. Want too see the wee one in the hoops!
     
  10. McAvenniesBoots

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    yes! in the first team :ynwacelti
     
  11. Buster Gold Member Gold Member

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    Who did he leave his fries to?
     
  12. Mr Shelby Moderator Moderator Gold Member

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    99p cheeseburger...what a lightweight.
     
  13. Rendog

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    Your not a lightweight, how much have you drunk the night?
     
  14. Mr Shelby Moderator Moderator Gold Member

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    Whit? :smiley-laughing002:

    Not a drop. I'm aff it this weekend !
     
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    Good man :smiley-laughing002:
     
  16. Sean Daleer Show Israel the Red Card Gold Member

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    Text me when you tell the first person in real life that and I will come and save you from the kicking to death you are about to take.
     
  17. Doogs. Lustig your the one, you still turn me on.

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    Seen an old woman get hit by a bus when I was a wain, head was honestly caved in * horrific, still sticks in my mind to this day.
     
  18. Drakhan Nac Mac Feegle Gold Member

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    At least it wisnae the bus.
     
  19. Doogs. Lustig your the one, you still turn me on.

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    :56::56:

    Bravo.
     
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    If he rolled a bigmac it would have fallen to pieces