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Toilet Etiquette

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  1. Peej Gold Member Gold Member

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    The manky woman thread got me thinking again about this stuff.

    It's a real bugbear of mine when folk * up the urinal structure. Why some * needs to stand right next to me for a * when there are 5 other available urinals is madness!
     
    Peej, Feb 24, 2015
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    Never happened to me but I had a couple that were looking at me and my * for a moment.
     
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  3. Mr. Slippyfist

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    I still run the tap in the sink when I'm taking a * :56::52:
     
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  4. Peej Gold Member Gold Member

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    Let folk know you're in there/hide the sound of your blood vessels bursting. Understandable.

    What's not cool, is someone deciding to take a dump in the cubicle next to me in work! Never do I want to be taking my mid afternoon * and have to hear another guy squeeze, puff, pant, and plop his contents down a pan! Come back in five minutes ya *.
     
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  5. Highland_Bhoy Gold Member Gold Member

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    I do that if some one else is in :56:
     
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    I just do a jobby, having a tap running isnt going to hide the smell
     
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    If I'm wrestling out a jobby and someone is embarrassed by the noises I make when I'm doing so then it's not my problem. It's what a toilet is for. It helps build my 6 pack as well.
     
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    Toilets in work have 3 cubicles what annoys me is when all of the cubicles are empty and someone decides to take the middle one
     
    twiggybhoy, Feb 24, 2015
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    I try not to use public toilets, other than for emergencies. If I need to take a dump, I put toilet roll around the toilet seat before planking my * down to *. I also shove some down the toilet to cushion the impact and reduce audio feedback!!!!
     
    HoopswithPride, Feb 24, 2015
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  10. faw cough Gold Member Gold Member

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    Just get er done.

    No * about.
     
    faw cough, Feb 24, 2015
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    It doesnt bother me much but I think wall to wall cubicles should be the standard
     
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    My missus does this and so does my mate. Couple o' oddballs :smiley-laughing002:

    This
     
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  13. faw cough Gold Member Gold Member

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    Ever * in an unusual place ?
     
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    I can mind doing a dump in a club in Amsterdam and everyone could see your face :smiley-laughing002: You could see everyone else doin a dump and your door was made out of glass with just the middle part of it frosted out.

    Not good when you're.....ahem...having an eccie * :52: :56:
     
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  15. faw cough Gold Member Gold Member

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    What the * is an eccie *?
     
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  17. faw cough Gold Member Gold Member

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    Very wonderful.
     
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    Should be done in the privacy of your own home really.
     
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    Haha,back in the auld days when the lavvy was on the landing,people were called snobs if they moved the dishes to one side of the sink while taking a pish.
     
    SpringburnBhoy, Feb 24, 2015
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    Don't use public toilets ever so I never have any problems there. What I do hate is when a * in your house is doing something in the hall outside the toilet and won't * off. I refuse to have them hear me.
     
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