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Man has cock chopped off and is found looking for it up an embankment

Discussion in 'TalkCeltic Pub' started by Miles Platting, Mar 13, 2014.

Discuss Man has cock chopped off and is found looking for it up an embankment in the TalkCeltic Pub area at TalkCeltic.net.

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  1. Miles Platting Irish Mancunian Gold Member

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    Miles Platting, Mar 13, 2014
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  2. HighlandPaddy

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    Yaaaas:smiley-laughing002::50:
     
    HighlandPaddy, Mar 13, 2014
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    Best thread title ever. :56:
     
    Scunny8, Mar 13, 2014
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  4. Vertie Auld

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    Ouch.
     
    Vertie Auld, Mar 13, 2014
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    * that. Note to self - stay away from the lassies hanging around outside the caravans down the road.
     
    Sno'sLeftFoot, Mar 13, 2014
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    And i got angry when the gypsies took my gate off the hinges. Got off light there.
     
    muffitO'tea, Mar 13, 2014
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    Pretty awful story.I think the guy that did it should have his surgically removed!
     
    mygirlmaria, Mar 13, 2014
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    * press charges?
     
    holy pope, Mar 14, 2014
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    Could only happen in Middlesbrough guys :rolleyes:
     
    North East Hoop, Mar 14, 2014
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  10. FATLAZYBHOY Born in the steamie Gold Member

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    Shouldn't of been a *
     
    Jozo The Provo, Mar 14, 2014
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  12. Notorious Gold Member Gold Member

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    poor guy must have been a real kick in the nuts.
    :56:
     
    Notorious, Mar 14, 2014
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  13. faw cough Gold Member Gold Member

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    At least he never got the sack.
     
    faw cough, Mar 14, 2014
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    Imagine driving down the motorway and seeing a purple helmet smack of your windscreen:smiley-laughing002:
     
    Sonny7, Mar 14, 2014
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    Brings new meaning to the expression "I'm looking for my * up an embankment"! :56:
     
    ColeraineBhoy, Mar 14, 2014
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    Mr. Slippyfist, Mar 14, 2014
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    He is still trying to swallow it.
     
    Drakhan, Mar 14, 2014
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    sad day for democracy.
     
    Jack Torrance, Mar 14, 2014
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    * joke.
     
    cheesepoo, Mar 14, 2014
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  20. Scotia Gold Member Gold Member

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    gid boaby jokes guys :smiley-laughing002:
     
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