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Worst thing you have ever done when drunk!

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  1. Joe T

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    feeling hungover today so got me thinking, whats the worst thing i have done when drunk, or due to being drunk.

    mine has to be either * on the christmas tree whilst asleep/awake thinking i was in the toilet.

    or * in the washing basket in the cubord again half asleep. sort of went like this:

    "Joe what the * you doing?" missus
    "what do you mean mind your own business" me
    "serious What you doing?" missus
    "Jesus christ man! you have followed me to the toilet to have a moan at me, I cannit get any * peace!!" me

    *bedroom light goes on**

    "ahhhhhh for * sake....really sorrr (she buts in)"
    "go and kip downstairs!!!!!!!!!!!!" missus

    :56::56:

    whats yours fellas and ladies?
     
    Joe T, Feb 27, 2014
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  2. McChiellini..

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    Loads but I can't remember any of them :fear:
     
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  3. Clint Eastwood The Good Bad and Ugly of TC

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    I got with a friends older sister.....


    Probably done "worse" but that flies off the top of my head.
     
    Clint Eastwood, Feb 27, 2014
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  4. CH4 Gold Member Gold Member

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    Walk into the mother in laws bedroom starkers :celt_2:
     
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  5. Intellectually Absurd Gold Member Gold Member

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    Nothing special.

    Fell behind my door and closed my eyes - dreamt that I've got into the bed but never, spewed all over myself.

    Mate pulled a chunky lass, looked at him and said - ''you like them big son''. :52: mortifying.

    I'm pretty good when I'm drunk. :smiley-laughing002:
     
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  6. Seosamh Máirtín

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    Probably fights.
     
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  7. Jozo The Provo

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    Accidently crashed me Mas car probably the worst I've done drunk
     
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  8. Joe T

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    haha eye its remembering them thats the issue!
     
    Joe T, Feb 27, 2014
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  9. Marie Bookmaker

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    Threw up over the guy I was with at the time in the middle of the pub.....I'm a happy go lucky on the drink...normally just get tipsy....not drunk.
     
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  10. Intellectually Absurd Gold Member Gold Member

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    Aye, I prefer to just get tipsy - make sure I am still in control to an extent.

    I terrify myself (and my mother - Im still a nipper at 19), when I get drunk drunk (thankfully only a handful of times). End up mumbling nothings, barely able to speak, barely able to walk - one of my first experiences with alcohol I drank myself unconscious:52:.

    I don't like the idea of not being fully in control, wondering how you managed to get home and what not.
     
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  11. The Prof Administrator Administrator

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    The last time i was drunk i accidently blew up the White House and found myself on the moon doing cartwheels, needless to say the following morning i had the hangover from *, i should never have had that last pint !
     
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  12. Buster Gold Member Gold Member

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    In my youth the worst thing l done was win all the "ugly burd" contests. :52:
     
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  13. Clint Eastwood The Good Bad and Ugly of TC

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    The idea of drinking yourself into unconsciousness is really scary, you might end up * anywhere and in any state!

    I've done it once though, thankfully it was at a birthday party in a house with all my mates.... all that happened was my eyebrows were gone. :smiley-laughing002: :54:
     
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    I never knew you used to dress up as a burd mate :icon_mrgreen:
     
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  15. CH4 Gold Member Gold Member

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    :56::56:
     
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  16. Buster Gold Member Gold Member

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    l would be better looking than some of the boots l pulled. :smiley-laughing002:
     
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  17. TimFloyd Gold Member

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    Worst thing I done when drunk caused me to wake up with a hangover and a year of restricted freedom :smiley-laughing002:
     
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  18. Paul67 Administrator Administrator

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    Last time I was so drunk I couldn't control myself, I was sick in the butchers shop in Clones Co. Monaghan.

    I wasn't in the butchers for anything, I was just about to be sick and ran in there.
     
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  19. Intellectually Absurd Gold Member Gold Member

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    It is. I suppose it comes with inexperience though. :smiley-laughing002:

    I was camping aswell (terrifying think about it now), drank a full bottle of buckfast :52: and 2 and a half supers - dunno if thats alot or what but back then I was definitely a lightweight so I was *.

    Thankfully my mates were nice - had my 2 eyebrows intact. :icon_mrgreen::bbpd::smiley-laughing002:
     
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  20. Montero Gold Member Gold Member

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    Not one I can remember but a few years ago I attempted to go to my bed after a few day bender and apparently I proceeded to strip to go to sleep and for some reason decided I would patch going to bed and walk out my front door, if it wasn't for my Mum waking I would have been out in my street * naked first thing in the morning and no doubt getting arrested and done for indecent exposure. I was very lucky I only got as far as my front door step :smiley-laughing002: :52:
     
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