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when do you turn old

Discussion in 'TalkCeltic Pub' started by auldbertie, Dec 25, 2013.

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  1. Bayern Bru Gold Member Gold Member

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    When you try lay on `young patter` with "I like the Playstation... do you like the Playstation?"
     
    Bayern Bru, Dec 25, 2013
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  2. Lion1961 Bookmaker

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    When your face has more wrinkles than an Elephant's bawsack.
     
    Lion1961, Dec 25, 2013
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  3. The Prof Administrator Administrator

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    When ye start shouting at the TV.
     
    The Prof, Dec 25, 2013
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  4. Vertie Auld

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    When you start referring to Xbox or Playstation as "the computer".
     
    Vertie Auld, Dec 25, 2013
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  5. Jeannie Gold Member Gold Member

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    Wow glad someone's older than me! I will feel 21 in my mind forever and to * with dressing down......much prefer walking around like an explosion in a paint shop :56:
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    Jeannie, Dec 26, 2013
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    Speaking from experience and all that jazz:50:


    Part and parcel of being a tim,,,,,am I wrong?:39:

    I feel auld at 32:54:
     
    pablo88, Dec 26, 2013
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  7. honda Gold Member Gold Member

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    When you have a chance of a * n just think "id rather a cup oh tea and watch the telly love"
     
    honda, Dec 26, 2013
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    When you turn doon a Posh * (*) for a regular *... noo ya old
     
    Gavmontic, Dec 26, 2013
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  9. Vertie Auld

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    Will never, ever happen to me.
     
    Vertie Auld, Dec 26, 2013
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  10. Vertie Auld

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    Why are all the old * turning down a *?
     
    Vertie Auld, Dec 26, 2013
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    One look at Bitchface... If she had two more legs she would * bark lad
     
    Gavmontic, Dec 26, 2013
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    " when you die, no one says its a tragedy"
     
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  13. mygirlmaria

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    :56:
     
    mygirlmaria, Dec 26, 2013
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  14. mygirlmaria

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    If its in a looooonnnngggg term relationship, there is a long list of reasons, but each to their own!
     
    mygirlmaria, Dec 26, 2013
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    when u fight wit the mrs prody mum n dad on xmas day not good but they * put the queen b4 there gran children so i showed em cuntios
     
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  16. mygirlmaria

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    * bassas!!!!:smiley-laughing002:

    They probably dont realise Jesus was a Catholic!:50:
     
    mygirlmaria, Dec 26, 2013
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    thnak * mrs loves me as the police dropped me at the house instead of the cell so them cops know were a wuz cumin from
     
    ticticboom, Dec 26, 2013
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  18. mygirlmaria

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    Jeez mate.........you havent given the whole story, but you cannae go to jail over * like that!!!

    I watched the queen to help me get over some trapped wind and have a laugh!

    Keep all that * out of your marriage mate, even if it means biting your tongue now and then!!!
    Glad you made it home!:50:
     
    mygirlmaria, Dec 26, 2013
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  19. mygirlmaria

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    Back to the subject at hand!

    When you fear going to sleep incase you dont wake up!
     
    mygirlmaria, Dec 26, 2013
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  20. ticticboom

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    cheers mate but when they get more offended over me slagin there queen they can do one people who are close to u and who are in ur life everyday are more important than the queen mother peado * .... tbh am lucky the mrs loves me as i wud for sure be in cell if she didnt care
     
    ticticboom, Dec 26, 2013
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