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  1. Celticswede

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    "You know how they say people have six senses? There's loads more than that. [The ability to feel someone looking at you], that's been around since man and dinosaur were knockin' about."

    "I could eat a * at night."

    "Do you know like, when you're a bloke nudist, Do you ever get any who just have like a small *?"

    "Neil Armstrong, that spaceman, he went to the moon but he ain't been back. It can't have been that good."

    -Karl Pilkington
     
    Celticswede, Dec 18, 2013
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  2. The Prof Administrator Administrator

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  3. Vinnie BBQ Justice is lost Justice is raped Justice is gone.

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    Vinnie BBQ, Dec 18, 2013
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  4. nudge1086 Gold Member

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    "Did you bring the paper bag??" mls1 :fear:
     
    nudge1086, Dec 19, 2013
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  5. Celtic abu

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    A bit I remember from watching a Billy Connolly DVD. Think it was something like this:

    Life is a waste of time
    Time is a waste of life
    Get wasted all the time
    And have the time of your life.

    :celt_2:
     
    Celtic abu, Dec 19, 2013
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  6. Hydrobhoy

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    When one person suffers from a delusion, it is called insanity. When many people suffer from a delusion it is called a Religion.

    Robert m pirsig
     
    Hydrobhoy, Dec 19, 2013
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  7. Clint Eastwood The Good Bad and Ugly of TC

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    :50:
     
    Clint Eastwood, Dec 19, 2013
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  8. Clint Eastwood The Good Bad and Ugly of TC

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    "History will have to record that the greatest tragedy of this period of social transition was not the strident clamour of the bad people, but the appalling silence of the good people"- Martin Luther King.

    "I figured that if I said it enough, I'd convince the world I was the greatest"- Muhammad Ali.

    "The greatest wealth is to live content with little"- Plato

    "The greatest deception men suffers, if from their own opinions" Leonardo Da Vinci.
     
    Clint Eastwood, Jan 25, 2014
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  9. Senna s1979

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    "Leigh Griffiths * tastes like Macaroon Bars" - Anonymous92
     
    Senna s1979, Jan 25, 2014
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  10. KRS-1888 Scott La Rock

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    'Thats why I * your * you fat *'

    Tupac Shakur
     
    KRS-1888, Jan 25, 2014
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  11. ColeraineBhoy

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    "The big hoose must stay open" - fat, ugly, hun *.

    EDIT: fat, ugly, hun * III
     
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    ColeraineBhoy, Jan 25, 2014
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  12. Jack Torrance Heeeeeere's Johnny! Gold Member

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    “People suck, and that’s my contention. I can prove it on a scratch paper and pen. Give me a * Etch-a-sketch, I’ll do it in three minutes. The proof, the fact, the factorum. I’ll show my work, case closed. I’m tired of this back-slapping “Aren’t humanity neat?” bullshit. We’re a virus with shoes, okay? That’s all we are.”

    Bill Hicks
     
    Jack Torrance, Jan 25, 2014
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  13. Spring Time Gold Member Gold Member

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    Should that not be is ?
     
    Spring Time, Jan 25, 2014
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    "So's yer maw." - Unknown.
     
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    "The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never really be sure if they're true." - Abraham Lincoln
     
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    I don't know much aboot courting, but ma hands on yer * for a start.
     
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