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  1. Markybhoy

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    .......what are the most stupid questions you've ever been asked or heard other people being asked?

    Here's one of mine. One day me and my mum were alone in the house. I was needing a * so I went to the toilet and locked the door(as you do when you're coiling down some big boys). So I'm sitting on the bog having just coiled down the aforementioned big boys when I hear my mum coming up the stairs. Next thing I see is the bathroom door handle going. Obviously the door did not open. So at this point you would assume that any normal person would figure.........there's only me and Mark in the house and the bathroom door is locked, he must be in there. But no. Next thing I hear is a knock on the door and............

    'Mark, are you in there?' :rolleyes::31:

    Naw, I'm a burglar who's here to steal yer telly but I'm just stopping off fur a * before I get on with the job!
     
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  2. Marie Bookmaker

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    I'm very guilty of being the person asking the stupid questions :52:
     
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  3. Markybhoy

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    Let's hear some of yer super duper stupid questions then :icon_mrgreen:
     
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  4. Marie Bookmaker

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    The one you just mentioned I've done before....the old ' Is that the score?' while walking in when a game is on....can't think of any off the top of my head just now.

    I just say stupid things full stop.

    Like ' I don't like water....I need to dilute it' was one that raised a few laughs in work.

    Someone buying somthing from Poundland and I ask how much it is.
     
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  5. Markybhoy

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    :smiley-laughing002: Is that the score? is a good one.

    Naw they've just put it up on the screen for a laugh. :smiley-laughing002:
     
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  6. Marie Bookmaker

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    :37:

    I'm sure you've asked some stupid questions yourself :bbpd:
     
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  7. Markybhoy

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    No doubt. Fortunately my memory seems to have blocked them all out for the moment though.
     
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  8. Marie Bookmaker

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    Same.....no doubt I'll be able to add to the thread over the next few days :smiley-laughing002:
     
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  9. Gyp Rosetti Gold Member

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    When you are looking for something and someone asks "where did you last have it" honestly :rolleyes:
     
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  10. Marie Bookmaker

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    Yeah that is a common one, if you knew that you wouldn't be looking
     
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    Someone rings your house and proceeds to ask "where are you".........eh you just * called my house *.
     
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  12. Marie Bookmaker

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    Had that as well.....a certain staff member who shall remain nameless did that :56:
     
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    Similar to the one about the score in a football match, when someone looks at a clock and goes 'aw, is that the time?'

    What the * do you think?
     
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    :smiley-laughing002:

    no wise Marie. :smiley-laughing002:
     
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    Going to the Dr when you feel ill and he asks,'Well what do you think is wrong with you?'

    Not a personal one but one of the funniest I'd ever read went something like this;
    'Ok im kinda worried here since my g/f got pregnant she hasn't been having her period do you think the baby is drinkin the blood??? She is 6 months pregnant"

    To which came the reply, 'I do think the baby is drinking the blood! There is literally no other explanation. What you've got on your hands is a vampire baby.' :56:
     
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  16. Marie Bookmaker

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    One of docs asks that....he's the one trained and getting paid

    :56:
     
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    A few years ago I took my mum into Edinburgh.

    Barely off the train this guy with a sign around his neck approached us.

    The sign read deaf and dumb. Hungry and homeless, can you please help?

    My mum asked "is it money you want"?

    Homeless guy "yeah, that would be great".

    Not sure quite who is the most stupid in that situation.
     
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    long time since this wan but it does stick in my mind


    dad do trains get punctures?:52:
     
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    My wee sister thinks polar bears eat penguins :56:
     
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    watching teli at xmas a guy was walking the length of scotland he got to the top end of this lovely country we live in he was standing on the beach and said on a clear day you can see new york from here to witch my wife piped up and asked can you wot a * of a woman
     
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