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Naked man shot dead by police as he chewed victim's face off by side of freeway

Discussion in 'TalkCeltic Pub' started by Miles Platting, May 28, 2012.

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  1. pablo88

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    * sake thats awful
     
  2. hihat

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    How did the attacker catch the victim in the first place ? And if he is still alive what was his condition when the attacker was eating him ? Unconscious, drugged ?
     
  3. The Prof Administrator Administrator

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    It was inevitable that it would end in a Face Off with the police.
     
  4. scootz

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    He was a homeless dude and he was conscious.

    The attacker pounced on him, pinned him down and just started munching. The homeless guy wasn't able to fight him off.
     
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    Amazing he's still alive.
     
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    Can't bring myself to look at that. Poor bloke, if that happened to me I would wish the cop shot me dead also.
     
  7. The Celtic Way

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    i cant see the guys face lol sum 1 send me it :56:
     
  8. Shane1888

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    Horrific. It's still sinking in, to be honest.
     
  9. Mr. Slippyfist

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    I'm sick to the back teeth of all that face-related puns.....infact, I've had a skinfull!
     
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    Aye, let's all save a little face and pack it in now!
     
  11. Mr. Slippyfist

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    Who nose when it will all end mate :39:

    I mean, the bare-faced cheek of some of these people :38:
     
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    Don't see it lasting much longer now that you've got the bit between the teeth!
     
  13. Mr. Slippyfist

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    That was a bit close to the bone mate!
     
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    You've got a * cheek!
     
  15. Mr. Slippyfist

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    i'm not about to turn the other cheek to the fact that you are using recycled puns to suit your own ill-gotten gains!
     
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    It really is a shame though, looking at him you can tell he is quite a vain(y) guy.
     
  17. Mr. Slippyfist

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    You said you lived n-ear to him ya two-faced * :38:
     
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    Is it true he's already receiving offers to be in Batman on stage?
     
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    LOL yeah someone send me a picture of some homeless guy's mauled off face. And devote the majority of the thread to making * puns. Have you guys any sympathy? * shocking. Guy's going through one of the worst things imaginable and you're sitting here making puns. Love to see what you'd think if this was a family member or loved one and you were reading all the jokes.
     
  20. Mr. Slippyfist

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    To be honest, I don't think that even Nostrildamus could have predicted you would come back with such a crap remark!
     
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