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Worst Ever Facebook Status ..

Discussion in 'TalkCeltic Pub' started by Rossenspeil, Mar 11, 2012.

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  1. ArranGhirl

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    "Apologies to anyone I've offended by being friends with someone you're no longer friends with..... Aw well u can't please everyone.... X"

    followed by the usual, "name names" "no I cant" "PM me" exchange.

    This wouldnt be see bad but this is from a 35 y/o woman, not a 15 y/o.
     
  2. GavCFC1

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    "Hate people that say kilometres instead of miles"
     
  3. ArranGhirl

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    Just in "You canni beat getting your dinner made :) * hot :)"

    2 smiley faces, one pointless post and 4 * likes!
     
  4. GavCFC1

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    "need a pee pee, just thought yous needed to know"
     
  5. Jungle Bhoy

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    Just been on Facebook and we have a winner!!!! :56::56::56:

    (No shock its a Hun!! :86:)

     
  6. HectorTheTaxman Formerly The Spider

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    * * man, what a thing to share on facebook :56:
     
  7. Seosamh Máirtín

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    :88: Imagine being the 'alleged father', haha.

    *, I'd hate to just be friends with that person.

    My FB feed isn't that bad, aside from those people who feel they must 'share' every kind of sentimental picture in existence.
     
  8. TIM O'Brien

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    :56::56:
     
  9. UncleHo

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    To be fair the biggest * on my facebook for status updates is Timmy Mjallby. Wee dude posts a load of trip and comes across as a wee banger.

    Did see this one by a friend of mine which was funny

    "
    My boyfriend is so sweet. He said to me today in the sweetest voice that there is two things he loves in this world. Feeling all soft and warm inside I was like 'What is that baby?' and he said "Cheese & Tittys"! (-.-")"



    I only really use the check in function if I am travelling around or something so family keep up to speed.
     
  10. hihat

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    I have a lassie on Facebook is always moaning and is such a hypocrite. She always posts 'I hate people that ...' and 'Can't stand when ...' then I had to * triple check when she posted 'I hate it when people use Facebook to constantly moan and have a go at others'. Thought she was fishing but apparently not.

    Belter happened last night though. Some burd posted that she missed her boyfriend as he had been away and couldn't wait to see him. She always posts stuff about how her boyfriend cheats on her and how she should chuck him then will post later about how much she loves him. So anyway, about ten minutes later some other lassie posts on her Wall telling her not to talk pish about missing her boyfriend when she had been trying to get fired into her pals over that weekend. Cue big Facebook arguement and several posts/comments being deleted from this girl who was cheating on her boyfriend. Bunch of *.
     
  11. kris_bhoy_1916

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    Both windows open feet hanging out the bed still roasting.... * strange :56:

    Serious question.. Can u put a glass of milk in the microwave?? :56::56:
     
  12. Zander Gold Member Gold Member

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    when people writhe "wif" instead of "with" that does my head in
     
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    The "nightclub" and "boozing" posts are just as bad.

    "Buzzin for the weekend"
    "Kushion time yaldi"
    "JellyBaby Thursday! saaarrrryyy" etc
     
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    Broadfoot will never learn will he?
     
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    ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
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    :56::56:
     
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    Oh *...
     
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    Aye i posted something on his status and got about 20 likes. A wee while later it's deleted and he posted a status about how he hates getting less likes than someone who comments :56:

    No that i give a * about likes but that's a bit weird.
     
  19. BelfastCelt88

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    Theres a few girls on mine who would rather use "La" than "The" like...
    "Chick mon take a dander to la shop wif es" .. terrible :31:
     
  20. smithy18

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    thats * jeremy kyle patter outstanding :rofl: