[Cross Platform] FIFA 12 Chat

Had a corker last night, some * was winning me 2-0 at Half Time, I already had the title virtually wrapped up so I wasn't really giving it everything I had, sent me a message "your * awful, I just need a point to win my 4th title, your a * and I'm guna * you over this 2nd half you celtic scottish looser" Of course when I got this...I went into 'Markey' serious mode.

Came out all guns blazing but the stupid noob starting passing with his back four four straight away, I did something really clever, I clicked and held 'Traingle' to bring Forster out from goal all the way to his defenders, I knew he wouldn't be able to resist trying to score from long range, he did, nowhere near and I now had possesion :icon_mrgreen: Scored with that same move and I could see he was getting nervous, he decided to play normally (he made a big mistake) and take me on, I'm on 'UA' and put my form to 3-4-3 (so he couldn't pass with back 4 as I had 3 strikers) I'm all over him with 20 to play, 2-1 to him, I get a corner, Rogne, BULLET head! 2-2, 'Shhhhhh' celebration!!!!!


He then pauses in possesion of the ball, (this is brillaint) the 30 second count down thing get's to 0 and before he can do anything I get the ball back from his defender, his players aren't reacting, just as I'm through on goal I get a message from him, he comes back just as Hooper slots in bottom corner to make it 3-2! I then pause and read the message, this is what it said, "So sorry for calling you, I'm only 12, I need the point, please let me draw, I'll let you know a cheat so you can win every game, if you don't let me draw I'll hack your account, please, please please I MUST DRAW" Just as I finish reading I get another one come through, I go back in the game as my countdown was getting near 5 (I don't want to make the same mistake :icon_mrgreen and then pause again, this next one reads "YOU CHEATING *, LET ME SCORE NOW, I WASNT READY, PLEASE LET ME SCORE OR ELSE...." I then spend the final few minutes passing around MY back four, he starts tackling thin air and eventually rage quits!

What followed was abusive messages one of which I'll quote "A * umpa lumpa, ugly, fat monster who abuses 12 year old's online and spoils their night"

Never been called an 'umpa lumpa' before.

He then sent me a message calling me a "time wasting *" which nearly made me fall off my chair as he was doing it for 25 minutes at 2-0.

Brillaint!

I replied telling him I would let him borrow one of my 49 titles if he begged me on his knees, I also told him I was delighted I was one who stopped him getting his title and even more pleased I ruined his night, I told him to go tell him mum about me and that she would read him a story and tell everything was going to be ok.

 

. I don't understand all that division stuff so I just stick to my manager mode

 

thats * brilliant

 

Thoroughly enjoyed that mark

 

So I was playing last night head to head only needed a draw to win my 5th title I'm up 2 nil at have time so I start taking the * with the * I'm playing passing around my back 4 he brings his keeper out I try for the spectacular cannons off the cross bar bounces the again I hit it and cannons of the post . This guy then scores and then equalises I pause it to send him a message to apologise for time wasting you know being a gentleman and doing the right thing . I timer runs down the the * scores when I'm still in the home menu I couldn't believe it I mean what kind of sad person doses that !!!!!

 

your own fault if im honest mate, you would and anyone else would have done the exact same

 

never seen markeys post, ah well never mind :icon_mrgreen:

 

Easily done

 

I got the joke Ryan!!!!!!

You couldn't make it up lads!

 

the guy was a total * though

 

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thats my first attempt at the joker gameface

 

What a great game FIFA 12 is ! Most of the time I play online, but I've also a career in which my virtual player is at PSG, after 4 years at Celtic. In the final year we won everything as well as the Europa league against Chelsea at the penalty shout-out ! I missed mine in that game btw

 

How do you all get the joker game face?

 

Won my 51st title last night, I had a 26 game unbeaten run going, 26, that easily beats my previous record, absolutely found my top, top form, unfortunately, I lost this morning No complaints, I missed a penatly and despite my best efforts it just wasn't meant to be, I was playing Basel who are better than Celtic in all fairness.

Absolutely delighted with a 26 game unbeaten run but last time I had a ridiculous run going I went down with 6 points the next season to the blatant scripting and had a ratio of WDLLLDD so I'm not exactly full of confidence.

I went up by 1 * place for winning the title (134th), it's complete bollicks, if you look at the people from 80th in the world to 100th, I have a much better record than them all, I've won much more titles in LESS seasons played! Most are on 20/30 I'm on 51 and ranked lower

WWWWDWWWWDWWWWWWL

Stupid Ranked System.

512-100--141 with 51 League Titles and 3 Cups is much better than loads of people in the top 50.

 

Wow seriously? Have you actually been outside since the game came out?

 

Relegated 3 times on the trot wah

 

753 games Markey.. holy *

 

in division 3, need 6 points to get promoted with 4 games left, hard as *

 

If you think I'm bad you wana look at some people, played over 2000 games!