Which is worse?

chose from one of these...* mind numbing i know but im bored

 

Having to hold farts in whilst in the presence of women is * torture.

but

Having itchy balls and being unable to scratch them is the winner.

 

What about this one?

Waving at someone you think you know, to realize that its the wrong person.


Having someone wave to you and you wave back but they where waving to the person behind!

 

Daily * occurance for me.

What about people coming up to you and asking hows tricks, hows the famaily etc etc and you dunno who the * they are LOL

 

Having itchy balls and being unable to scratch them?
nothing worse man another wan for me is a drive taxi and just about every hire always asks me r u busy the day driver gets rite on my nerves aswell

 

LOL....my father was a glasgow taxi driver for many years and that used to * him right off.. or the other one was:

Having found yir wayhalf way across the city to get the person home they decide to give you directions when you are one turn away from their street...

 

or wit aboot people that fone yur hoose and say oh your in then a tried to fone you earlier but you were out stoaters man

 

Aye or people that keep shouting at you when you are sleeping asking if you are awake...

that does my head in...

 

All of the one's mentioned are biatchs really. What about when your about to say a joke, and when it comes to your head the punchline sounds funny, but when you say it it sounds sh!ty and not funny and your mates start bagging you

 

Or what about someone who comes onto the forum and is always hiding cos he thinks its funny but everybody knows its him anyway and thinks "what an *"

 

or this one time in band camp i took a drink from my glass of water and it went down the wrong way, the resturant was packed but i couldn't hold it down and went into a fit of coughing with water flying out of my mouth.

I * hate when that happens.

or what about when your having your breakfast in a B&B sitting at a table of strangers and you choke on a rasher.

* hate when that happens.

 

I hate when you here women shouting at their weans "Do you want a slap?" As if you are gona say aye. Or when they say "Come here to I slap you"

 

i remember being told by my mother (get off that wall) and if you full and brake your leg dont come running to me

 

LOL.....remember that one.....a touch of motherly sarcasm without realising it....

 

Da: get over here
Me: no, your gonna hit me
Da: I'm not going to hit you, but if you don't get over here now..............
Me: Walks over holding my hand up to protect myself
Da: Gives me a slap
Me: Thought you said you werent gonna hit me
Da: I lied

*

 

Having itchy balls and being unable to scratch them! although i'm too youg to comment!

 

Whats worse - coming on the forum and seeing a yt reply to all threads - or - opening the posts before you notice who made them ?

 

Getting caught by the parents (u know what I'm talkin' about)

 

Whats that??...saying rude words...or eating chocolate just before dinner...

 

Making hay, havin' a root, rompin', ah ah chooo!