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Best one liner?

Discussion in 'TalkCeltic Pub' started by TicFan88, Sep 12, 2011.

Discuss Best one liner? in the TalkCeltic Pub area at TalkCeltic.net.

  1. steviehgv

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    The King of course
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    The Fields of Athenry
    These English guys were working up here and staying in the wee hotel where i drink, this one guy was whipping everybody at pool and nobody was playing anymore, he shouted over to our corner " hey lads any of you want a match? " my mate shouted back at him " no thanks i don't smoke " could've picked me off the floor :56:
     
  2. Belfast-hoops

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    Jinky
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    over and over
    Mate was on a blind date with some girl and the first time I saw him after it I asked him how it went and he frowned and turned his eyes in.

    I said to him " She didn't have squinty eyes did she" ?

    He said, " Squinty eyes? For * sake when she cried the tears run down her back". Legend. :icon_mrgreen:
     
  3. monthehoops1888

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    geez a * wae yer *