Room 101

Baby vegetables-What's the point ffs?
J-lo_get a grip on yerself ye no that talented
Women who want to talk or cuddle after *
Coconuts-all that effort to open them and then they taste like that!!!
Oscar speeches-self explanatory
Starbucks-black no sugar it's not that difficult
James Morrison-whiney *
Coldplay- as above
Songs of praise-worship on your own time
Valentines day-what a * waste of cash,time and effort
Quitting smoking and then going out with a smoker
Vegetarians telling me my bacon sausage sandwich made from the pig's eyelids and testicles.Mind yer business
Marriage
Bill Hicks being dead but Noel Edmunds is still alive
Seinfeld-it's no funny
Actors/sports stars thanking Jesus for stuff
People who don't tip
People who quote the bible
Musical doorbells-yep you are quite the character well done
People who try to be funny on their phone answering machine-Aye ye have a whacky sense of humour kudos to ye
Women(or men) who are having a baby and that is all they can talk about
Women (or men) who keep showing you photos of their baby and think you should care as much as they do.
People who say the Beatles are * but think Alanis Morrissette is really deep.

 

drunk pals that text you at 3 am to tell you theyre * BASSA'S

bawwy ferguson..... ah * it aw his team mates too

junk mail

deal or no deal

but most of all that wee * pete "im a total * and part time addict for the papers to sell records" docherty

 

Can we add this * from "Celebrity" Big Brother? Total idiot thinks he is tougher than nails, cant say his own name without including the word "*" a million times.

Anyone see him on never mind the buzzcocks? He went on with his usual "I'm mental" attitude, got the * ripped out him and stormed off.

The guy is a total *, best part is he went to some posh all boys school

Even if you dont know him, just looking at his pic you can tell he is a complete * head

 

dont worry bud ...its all drug talk!! at the rate he's going * be a VEG by 30

 

he thinks his * wee band is better than The * Pistols. My *

 

Supermarket Sweep. Hello Gorgeous shoppers! And all the men that compete seem slightly camp.

 

Charlie Nicholas
What a Wankpot..

 

JIRI "DOLLY HEAD TAP DANCING PUFFSTER" JAROSIK

 

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For a big guy...Jarosik gets knocked over like a skittle..

 

the polis

the huns

mp's

moany bassas that moan about trivial things like "theres too much football on tv" i mean you dont hear football fans moaning about the amount of pishy soap operas that are on every night on every channel and are mind numbingly * do you?

oh and while we are on the subject of pish tv i would have to put jonathon "crossing over" edwards and colin "sixth sense" fry
who the * are they trying to kid?

ugly women

good lookin men (apart from me obviously)

moany auld bassa's that think its still 1950 and we should all act accordingly

the missus when she's on her dabs (only joking darling)

i could go on all day but then i'd have to put myself for being a moany bassa

 

hangovers when i'm headin back to ireland after a weekend on the sauce in glasgow..

 

So do you like hangovers at any other time

Can I add neds to the list. Especially female neds who pester you for a cigarette when you're standing outside having a smoke!

 

People who won't give ye a smoke when they are standing outside

 

I'd give plenty of folk a smoke if I had one spare, just not wee female neds

 

hangovers

no not at all, but believe me you would not believe some of the HORROR story's i have about the flight back to Belfast over the past few years!!!!!!!!

 

just turned the telly on and that little runt gillian mckeith is on i hate her guts

 

Yeah I have to agree, flying with a hangover is awful. I flew back from Hamburg last year with a terrible hangover - it was a really early flight too and the airport was a * one that ryanair used so it was about an hour out of Hamburg. I thought I was going to die

 

A * fraud that cow mate.Her "degree" is from one of those online $75 unaccredited places in the states.Ye know the type that would make ye a Reverend for a few dollars more.Any idiot could tell a fat person to eat less and exercise more ye don't have to be a genius for that.She was recently stopped from calling herself a doctor too.Spouts * and gets paid a fortune!!!
Hope she drowns in a bath of lukewarm lard

 

coudnt of put it better myself