Question for working tokers

any tokers out there who are required to take * tests? what products do you use and what are your detox regimes? do they work? etc.

 

My mate used to take just Laxatives and water for a few days,he reckoned that done the job,he's on stand-by boats.Wouldn't like to try it myself though.

 

Have heard that going to the gym works, hard excercise, eating meat and, if my pal is to be believed, *. Has something to do with burning fat cells to remove THC. Depends how much time you have before the test? Or is it a random one?

Never had to do one mate so I'm not sure tbh

 

You wont beat the tests mate trust me ...

 

Nothing will beat the test as I know about 5 people whove been sacked because of it, think they said that thats the worst as it stays in your body for 3/4 months or something like that where as most others come in go in days or weeks although I dont know if thats true.

You can just try to blame * though, say its your parents/wife/guys you drive to work with and its 2nd hand smoke

 

The more you smoke, the longer it stays on your body. For example, If I were to toke up, it would probably only be in my system for a few days, but if the drug dealer neighbor downstairs toke up, it would probably be in him for about 6 months. Also pray that they don't make you do a hair test

 

Are they not only allowed to test you if they have good reason. Eg, if you keep having repeated sick days?

 

I'm not sure about the laws in the UK when it comes to that matter

 

get somebody else to * in a bottle for you

 

I would think (hope) that they would need a * good reason to conduct a medical test on you.

 

Well, usually here in the states, the employer will make you sign a form before you are hired (or in some cases while you are in the process of being hired) that basically states that you consent to drug testing. "Don't want to sign it? Then you don't work for us" kind of thing

 

i tried the sauna and loads of water 3 or 4 days after i passed an interview and realised i had a medical
it didnt work though so i dont recommend that
they also said i had morphene in my system and ive never taken it in my life

 

ive been a solidtoker for years onlt gave up a few monthsago

my pal had afalse positive for morphine, you can appeal this as certainpain killers turn tomorphine in your liver.

 

Nonsense. The tests can be beaten.

Absolute joke that you get tested for weed aswell.

 

Yup mates a copper & weed is the only thing he won't touch apparently it's detectable for longer than others

 

there are anti-oxidant teas you can get to speed the process of getting it untraceable from your *, stinking tea's and the such that are so strong they literally start to hide all traces of it after its been drank for so long. buddy of mine got caught tokin and a few other things and one of the things they had to do was go for * tests to prove they had quit

 

You cant, trust me ....the tests are that accurate as well , why is it an absolute joke that you are tested for weed ? it is an illegal substance that has been reclassified up again recently ...How would you feel if there was an accident at work and it was caused by someone who was under the influence of weed...they dropped something causing you to get injured or worse .. you wouldnt say that then ..

Oh and the one about using someone elses * , doesnt work either temperature is noted and it wont be at the correct temp ..

 

I lost my licence through drink drive (never again was raging with myself so * stupid) after my ban i went for a medical through the DVLA stupidly I admitted to a joint or 2 so on my 1st medical they tested pish for alcohol but they also test the temperature so it wouldnt be wise to use a pals pish, i had to go up for a 2nd medical bcoz i admited as i said a joint or 2 a week (more like 5-6 joints a day anyway in order to get licence back I had to pass a blood test I pfoned frank http://www.talktofrank.com/ for advice in getting it out my system and they said it depends what you are puffing as obviously THC is higher in green than solid so between us educated a guess 6-8 weeks my medical was 7 weeks but i passed thank *

 

look mate you can have a few pints the night before and be fine for drink and alcohol test the next day whats the difference?

 

There could be small traces in painkillers, and morphine will always be in your sytem once ingested in very small quantities.
Have you ever had codiene for any pain relief? I think that undergoes a reaction that can leave trace morphine in your sytem.