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The Alan Partridge quotes thread

Discussion in 'TalkCeltic Pub' started by Ache, Jun 28, 2011.

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  1. Ache

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    "Terrestrial television is a dead duck, and who watches a dead duck? Not even it's mother, she just flies off, depressed."

    "Ders more to Oirland dan dis."
     
  2. Mr_Hunskelper

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    YASSSSSSSS was waitin for someone to mention AP on this :icon_mrgreen:

    " britain has some of the safest road in the world, but this isn't Britain, THIS IS DA AUTOBARN" :56::56::56:. My 3rd/4th favourite show of all time.
     
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  5. Mr_Hunskelper

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    DAN DAN DAN DAN DAN ddddddaaaaannnnnnn !!!!

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    "woah! Woah!....that's English for stop a horse..." and "sometimes I feel like putting a traffic cone on my head and going 'look at me I'm a giant witch'"
     
  8. Mr_Hunskelper

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    Christ. I love this programme. His talk show was quite funny aswell, Knowing me Knowing you :56::56:
     
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    I'd give that 10 minutes if I was you :56:
     
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    cashback!
     
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    "Have you ever woke up on a Sunday morning and thought Sunday, * Sunday." When he was talking to 2 producers from the Republic Of Ireland...:56:
     
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