Meeting Rangers Players in Public

I once seen Diouf buying a gold tooth in the Jeweller down the road.
I nutted the *, knocking the tooth out in the process.
They thanked me as he realised it wasnt a good look.
So I give him that back of the hand for daring to talk to me.






In all seriousness, I would probably have a bit of banter with them if I seen them out but wouldnt abuse them (even Laugherty/Diouf.)

 

Saw Charlie Adams in Blackpool once. He was giving autographs to Blackpool fans and amoungst all the talking I kept slipping in "Sisters pants"... Never seen a guy more confused in his life.

 

Also my G/F used to work in the Hilton and she met a few football players, she says she met Ally McCoist and he was the soundest guy ever until he decided to leave without paying they just wrote it off though

 

McCoist

Yep met McCoist when he used to galavant around Pailsey when he was a player -he was ok could not say the same about Durrant and the accompanying hench men at the time!!!!!!

 

Fair enough, i get the whole thing with leave it at the ground. Was just wonderin if anyone had funny stories. I actually think a couple of the rangers players look like decent guys. Another couple on the other hand....

 

Only ever met one hun player and that was kevin thompson at the forge, he was walking on his own on his phone and when I was walking past him I started chanting wee shall not be moved!! just looked and started to smile while walking past...

 

Met Jelavic in town on Saturday, I asked him for hks autograph, he then said get a pen, so I fell to the floor and started rolling around. When I get up he asked why I done it. I said well it works for you most weeks you hun *

 

Was working out in Bearsden and i met Steven Davis in the garage, didn't say anything to him but he held the door open for me. Was the night before the Unirea game at Ibrox, the gam he missed a pen . Maybe i jinxed him:icon_mrgreen:.

 

Met Barry Ferguson in Oran Mor he was pushing into me at the bar trying to get in before me so I told him he was a * and that if he put the goals away the same way he put the drink away he'd get on a lot better.

Met Kirk Broadfoot in The Riverbank in Killie, he was really nice though so didnt say anything bad to him, did tell him I was a tim though

 

didn't someone on here say they or their mate saw douf in a in a nightclub in glasgow and went square up to him and did the broony?

 

met Kris Boyd in town a few years ago, he was chatting up my friend from the dark side. Seemed polite enough to his fans.

 

Bumped into billy dodds at ayr race course at a stag do a few years back, a was wearing hawain shirt etc, i sneaked in the back door of a vip bit, was * pure burling next minute a turn round and see billy dodds,

A burst out laughing in his face and said no way billy dodds ya * , lol a couldnt stop laughing at him, a was pure steaming, and he looked * discusted with me and walked away

 

Got a pic with Pedro Mendes in Braehead and his autograph for my uncle and quite surreal but i have been to Stefan Klos's house a few times i was pals with his son this was years back i was about 6-7 i think.

 

My cousin told me 1 years ago he was outside cappielow for a morton v rangers game, well the rangers bus pulled up, now my cousin must have been about 12 or something and he put his hand out to shake richard goughs hand and when gough put his hand out to shake it my cousin pulled his hand away and said ha ya dirty orange *

There was police there and gough looked at them and they just burst out laughing

 

met ian ferguson a couple of years back before he went to australia at the bo`ness fair! ma pal(who is a tim) went up to him shook his hand and said you were some player! i shouted at him to get the * away from him! fergy just gave me a dirty look like :icon_mrgreen:

 

my old man has been friends with mccoist since before mccoist was a footballer. when i was a kid i threw a rolex that he had got for player of the month across the living room in his ma's house and another time his ma tried to give me his golden boot because "he's got another one up the stairs" (so my da tells me)

 

My uncle was in magaluf on a stag do the other week there and bumped into fleck and mcculoch in some bar, so my uncles mate who aint even a tim went back to the hotel they were staying in and got my uncles celtic top and tricolour and walked back into the bar. Mcculoch and fleck left shortly after

Only hun Ive met is neil mcann and no words were exchanged although he did seem to give me a dirty look

 

Was at a rangers players wedding, knew the bride but have to say he was really nice

 

i take it you went to lomond private school then