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embarassing condition!

Discussion in 'TalkCeltic Pub' started by foxybhoy67, May 29, 2011.

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  1. foxybhoy67

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    guys i really need some advice!

    i woke up this morning and felt something quite weird at my back passage!

    on inspection my mrs informed me i had a massive MUSHROOM growing from my *???!!!

    have any of you ever had this and what the * did you do about it?

    i was considering making a pizza tonight and thought maybe i could chop the bad boy up and fire it on it with a bit of ham?
     
  2. Xavier Woods

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    this forum scares me sometimes...
     
  3. D. Dziekanowski

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    You could keep it in the dark and feed it *. Or you could make a GP appointment.
     
  4. Rude Bhoy

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    You sound like a fungi to be with
     
  6. faw cough Gold Member Gold Member

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    Maybe it is a bell-end.
     
  7. HunSkelper

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    Going to the doctor would be my first thought.
     
  8. The Prof Administrator Administrator

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    My mate had something similar only it was a Pineapple.
     
  9. ourdaywillcome! Gold Member Gold Member

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    The scary thing is...

    I can't tell if this is a joke or not:56:

    lolololol
     
  10. Sonny Crockett

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    * take or joke?
     
  11. foxybhoy67

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    100% serious!
     
  12. Ruthless Scot

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    Ah, the old mushroom growing out the *, I hate it when that happens..
     
  13. foxybhoy67

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    ive heard of pineapples growing out of peoples *, even mangos, but never mushrooms!
     
  14. Dazza

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    It's called fungass.
     
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    you sure it wasn't a magic mushroom you had last night?
     
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    You need to invest in a thing called toilet roll!
     
  17. HectorTheTaxman Formerly The Spider

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    Holy * i,ve heard it all now,ll never look at another mushroom the same way!
     
  19. Ciaran-Celtic1

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    :56: This is just weird
     
  20. KhingLarsson

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    Very strange :56: my first thought if I discovered that I had fungus growing out of my * would be going to the GP and maybe getting some anti fungal cream. Seriously though a mushroom? :56: I've heard of fungal infections but an actual mushroom? :56: :56: