Have you lived enough in 2010?

Read the list and count how much stupid * you did this year.

1. Been drunk enough to not speak properly
2. Walked into a room, forgotten why and left.
3. Used a slang term that confused the person you were talking to.
4. Told a cat to * off.
5. Teabagged someone on Call of Duty.
6. Had a day when you didn't do anything at all.
7. Swore more than five times in one sentence.
8. Spilled food on your clothes and been genuinely upset.
9. Watched a film and had no idea what was going on.
10. Got killed embarrassingly quickly in a video game.
11. Fallen over and not been sure why.
12. Thought of a thing you should have said an hour after you should have said it.
13. Tried really hard to go to sleep and failed.
14. Tried really hard to stay awake and failed.
15. Farted and been impressed with your own trumpet like awesomeness.
16. Hummed the most credibility-destroying tune ever.
17. Found a band you didn't know about and spent ages exploring everything they'd ever don.
18. Eaten something that you didn't know what it was (Sexual encounters don't count).
19. Felt a wave of self-loathing after a bout of self-abuse.
20. Sported an awfully * haircut.
21. Used a swearword in a new way (E.G ''That film looks *'')
22. Considered texting a number written on a toilet door.
23. Actually sent a text to a number written on a toilet door.
24. Gotten */taken advantage of after texting a number from a toilet door.
25. Seen The Expendables and cheered at everyone's name.
26. Done a * thing you hadn't done before.
27. Laughed your head off at something too stupid to even say.
28. Gone to bed with you socks on without cleaning your teeth.
29. Listened to the same song five times in a row.
30. Said something very thick in front of a very pretty girl.
31. Spent too long playing angry birds on the toilet.
32. Looked down a lady's top when she leant over.
33. Updated your Facebook status to something grotesquely inappropriate.
34. Called a famous person a bad word on the internet.
35. Agonised over the wording of a text message to someone sexy.
36. Lied to a stupid child.
37. Enjoyed a 60 year old woman's cleavage on Strictly Come Dancing.
38. Thought you were the wrong age for a week before and after your birthday.
39. Bought a bunch of food intended to last for ages, and scoffed it all in one sitting.
40. Walked down a corridor pretending to hold two handguns.
41. Masturbated to a picture of someone you know IRL.
42. Gone out for 'One drink' then ending up totally * obliterated.
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    

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Swear to * done nearly every 1 of those apart from the texting numbers on toilet doors..... even walked down a corridor myself pretending to hold to handguns...

 

I've not done number 37. I find it hilarious that you might have.

 

Thought I had been living a boring, sensible life this year(for a change), then realised I have did almost everything on this list!

There's still a couple of weeks left to do the rest:icon_mrgreen:

 

21, 4 and 37 I haven't done.

 

1. Been drunk enough to not speak properly
2. Walked into a room, forgotten why and left.
3. Used a slang term that confused the person you were talking to.
4. Told a cat to * off.
5. Teabagged someone on Call of Duty.
6. Had a day when you didn't do anything at all. (most days tbh)
   
7. Swore more than five times in one sentence.
8. Spilled food on your clothes and been genuinely upset.
9. Watched a film and had no idea what was going on.
10. Got killed embarrassingly quickly in a video game.
11. Fallen over and not been sure why.
12. Thought of a thing you should have said an hour after you should have said it.
13. Tried really hard to go to sleep and failed.
14. Tried really hard to stay awake and failed.
15. Farted and been impressed with your own trumpet like awesomeness.
16. Hummed the most credibility-destroying tune ever.
17. Found a band you didn't know about and spent ages exploring everything they'd ever don.
18. Eaten something that you didn't know what it was (Sexual encounters don't count).
19. Felt a wave of self-loathing after a bout of self-abuse.
20. Sported an awfully * haircut.
21. Used a swearword in a new way (E.G ''That film looks *'')
22. Considered texting a number written on a toilet door.
23. Actually sent a text to a number written on a toilet door.
24. Gotten */taken advantage of after texting a number from a toilet door.
25. Seen The Expendables and cheered at everyone's name.
26. Done a * thing you hadn't done before.
27. Laughed your head off at something too stupid to even say.
28. Gone to bed with you socks on without cleaning your teeth.
29. Listened to the same song five times in a row.
30. Said something very thick in front of a very pretty girl.
31. Spent too long playing angry birds on the toilet.
32. Looked down a lady's top when she leant over.
33. Updated your Facebook status to something grotesquely inappropriate.
34. Called a famous person a bad word on the internet.
35. Agonised over the wording of a text message to someone sexy.
36. Lied to a stupid child.
37. Enjoyed a 60 year old woman's cleavage on Strictly Come Dancing.
38. Thought you were the wrong age for a week before and after your birthday.
39. Bought a bunch of food intended to last for ages, and scoffed it all in one sitting.
40. Walked down a corridor pretending to hold two handguns.
41. Masturbated to a picture of someone you know IRL.
42. Gone out for 'One drink' then ending up totally * obliterated.

 

i've maybe done half them minty, number 15 is my favorite. always seem to get that great satisfaction from a good fart. even at 24:icon_mrgreen:

 

All in all my year has been waiting around for the weekend so i can get drunk and watch football and elevate my mind.

 

1. Been drunk enough to not speak properly
2. Walked into a room, forgotten why and left.
3. Used a slang term that confused the person you were talking to.
4. Told a cat to * off.
5. Teabagged someone on Call of Duty.
6. Had a day when you didn't do anything at all.
7. Swore more than five times in one sentence.
8. Spilled food on your clothes and been genuinely upset.
9. Watched a film and had no idea what was going on.
10. Got killed embarrassingly quickly in a video game.
11. Fallen over and not been sure why.
12. Thought of a thing you should have said an hour after you should have said it.
13. Tried really hard to go to sleep and failed.
14. Tried really hard to stay awake and failed.
15. Farted and been impressed with your own trumpet like awesomeness.
16. Hummed the most credibility-destroying tune ever.
17. Found a band you didn't know about and spent ages exploring everything they'd ever don.
18. Eaten something that you didn't know what it was (Sexual encounters don't count).
19. Felt a wave of self-loathing after a bout of self-abuse.
20. Sported an awfully * haircut.
21. Used a swearword in a new way (E.G ''That film looks *'')
22. Considered texting a number written on a toilet door.
23. Actually sent a text to a number written on a toilet door.
24. Gotten */taken advantage of after texting a number from a toilet door.
25. Seen The Expendables and cheered at everyone's name.
26. Done a * thing you hadn't done before.
27. Laughed your head off at something too stupid to even say.
28. Gone to bed with you socks on without cleaning your teeth.
29. Listened to the same song five times in a row.
30. Said something very thick in front of a very pretty girl.
31. Spent too long playing angry birds on the toilet.
32. Looked down a lady's top when she leant over.
33. Updated your Facebook status to something grotesquely inappropriate.
34. Called a famous person a bad word on the internet.
35. Agonised over the wording of a text message to someone sexy.
36. Lied to a stupid child.
37. Enjoyed a 60 year old woman's cleavage on Strictly Come Dancing.
38. Thought you were the wrong age for a week before and after your birthday.
39. Bought a bunch of food intended to last for ages, and scoffed it all in one sitting.
40. Walked down a corridor pretending to hold two handguns.
41. Masturbated to a picture of someone you know IRL.
42. Gone out for 'One drink' then ending up totally * obliterated.

 

1. Been drunk enough to not speak properly
2. Walked into a room, forgotten why and left.
3. Used a slang term that confused the person you were talking to.
4. Told a cat to * off.
5. Teabagged someone on Call of Duty.
6. Had a day when you didn't do anything at all.
7. Swore more than five times in one sentence.
8. Spilled food on your clothes and been genuinely upset.
9. Watched a film and had no idea what was going on.
10. Got killed embarrassingly quickly in a video game.
11. Fallen over and not been sure why.
12. Thought of a thing you should have said an hour after you should have said it.
13. Tried really hard to go to sleep and failed.
14. Tried really hard to stay awake and failed.
15. Farted and been impressed with your own trumpet like awesomeness.
16. Hummed the most credibility-destroying tune ever.
17. Found a band you didn't know about and spent ages exploring everything they'd ever don.
18. Eaten something that you didn't know what it was (Sexual encounters don't count).
19. Felt a wave of self-loathing after a bout of self-abuse.
20. Sported an awfully * haircut.
21. Used a swearword in a new way (E.G ''That film looks *'')
22. Considered texting a number written on a toilet door.
23. Actually sent a text to a number written on a toilet door.
24. Gotten */taken advantage of after texting a number from a toilet door.
25. Seen The Expendables and cheered at everyone's name.
26. Done a * thing you hadn't done before.
27. laughed your head off at something too stupid to even say.
28. Gone to bed with you socks on without cleaning your teeth.
29. Listened to the same song five times in a row.
30. Said something very thick in front of a very pretty girl.
31. Spent too long playing angry birds on the toilet.
32. Looked down a lady's top when she leant over.
33. Updated your Facebook status to something grotesquely inappropriate.
34. Called a famous person a bad word on the internet.
35. Agonised over the wording of a text message to someone sexy.
36. Lied to a stupid child.
37. Enjoyed a 60 year old woman's cleavage on Strictly Come Dancing.
38. Thought you were the wrong age for a week before and after your birthday.
39. Bought a bunch of food intended to last for ages, and scoffed it all in one sitting.
40. Walked down a corridor pretending to hold two handguns.
41. Masturbated to a picture of someone you know IRL.
42. Gone out for 'One drink' then ending up totally * obliterated.

all the bolded are the ones i've done

 

26 of 42. Still seems to have been a very boring year...

 

36, my nephew thinks i was the mascot for the 6-2 game

 

1. Been drunk enough to not speak properly
2. Walked into a room, forgotten why and left.
3. Used a slang term that confused the person you were talking to.
4. Told a cat to * off.
5. Teabagged someone on Call of Duty.
6. Had a day when you didn't do anything at all.
7. Swore more than five times in one sentence.
8. Spilled food on your clothes and been genuinely upset.
9. Watched a film and had no idea what was going on.
10. Got killed embarrassingly quickly in a video game.
11. Fallen over and not been sure why.
12. Thought of a thing you should have said an hour after you should have said it.
13. Tried really hard to go to sleep and failed.
14. Tried really hard to stay awake and failed.
15. Farted and been impressed with your own trumpet like awesomeness.
16. Hummed the most credibility-destroying tune ever.
17. Found a band you didn't know about and spent ages exploring everything they'd ever don.
18. Eaten something that you didn't know what it was (Sexual encounters don't count).
19. Felt a wave of self-loathing after a bout of self-abuse.
20. Sported an awfully * haircut.
21. Used a swearword in a new way (E.G ''That film looks *'')
22. Considered texting a number written on a toilet door.
23. Actually sent a text to a number written on a toilet door.
24. Gotten */taken advantage of after texting a number from a toilet door.
25. Seen The Expendables and cheered at everyone's name.
26. Done a * thing you hadn't done before.
27. Laughed your head off at something too stupid to even say.
28. Gone to bed with you socks on without cleaning your teeth.
29. Listened to the same song five times in a row.
30. Said something very thick in front of a very pretty girl.
31. Spent too long playing angry birds on the toilet.
32. Looked down a lady's top when she leant over.
33. Updated your Facebook status to something grotesquely inappropriate.
34. Called a famous person a bad word on the internet.
35. Agonised over the wording of a text message to someone sexy.
36. Lied to a stupid child.
37. Enjoyed a 60 year old woman's cleavage on Strictly Come Dancing.
38. Thought you were the wrong age for a week before and after your birthday.
39. Bought a bunch of food intended to last for ages, and scoffed it all in one sitting.
40. Walked down a corridor pretending to hold two handguns.
41. Masturbated to a picture of someone you know IRL.
42. Gone out for 'One drink' then ending up totally * obliterated.

 

1 Been drunk enough to not speak properly
Been drunk enough to tip slowly into the horizontal from a sitting position. Allegedly.

11 Fallen over and not been sure why.
Fallen over and not been sure I'd fallen over (see 1)

6 Had a day when you didn't do anything at all
Yes, day after (1)

43 Started going down a list of stuff, and not been able to concentrate long enough to finish it
Uh...

2 Walked into a room, forgotten why and left.
What was the question?

When you can cram so much into 24 hours, who needs a year?

 

I have done 26 of those things

 

Have done about 33 things so far.

I love the expendables one. :icon_mrgreen: