Who do want to score at Ibrox

Hooper or Stokes.

 

Steven Craven

 

60 minutes - Still 0-0, been a very cagey derby, both teams terrified to lose.

70 minutes - Huns get a ridiculous penatly and the Ref gets an errection when he has the oppertunity to blow the whistle. Miller steps up, bottom corner, he winds up the Celtic fans by putting his hands to his lips. 'Can you hear the Celtic sing' is sung by thousands of fat ugly *.

75 Minutes - Celtic denied pena despite Weir breaking Mulgrew's legs in the box, Ref tells him to get up but he can't so ambulance arrives on the pitch.

80 minutes - Celtic press for the equaliser but the huns shut us out, the huns think they have won and start to work out in their heads if their dole money has been paid in so they can have a couple of cheap pints to celebrate.

82 minutes - Paddy comes on for Maloney

85 - minutes - Paddy goes on one of his wonder runs and beats 4 Rangers defenders before slotting one in the back of the net, Lenny runs up and down the touchline like a madman giving the V sign to the the huns. Mass celebrations errupt from the Celtic fans, 'can you hear the Rangers sing' is now pelting from the hoops.

86 minutes - The linesman consoles the devastated Ref about the goal, telling him it will be ok and hugging him as a player is down getting treatment.

89 minutes - Another heart pounding moment for the ref as Hooper smacks the post from 20 yards, its all Celtic now, winning every tackle and looking fired up!

90 minutes - 3 minutes additional time....

92 minutes - Fraser Forster makes a superb diving save to deny wankstain Kyle Lafferty.

93rd minute - Corner for Celtic, The Ref blows for fulltime desperate to stop another chance but his whistle has froozen over and can't be heard, he decides it will be too much hassle to get a new one and allows the corner, Maj gets the header at the back post when he rises like a Salmon, it hits the bar, comes back out, its like ping pong in the Rangers goal, the home fans are quiet, it falls to Scott Brown from 25 yards out, The ref has now positioned himself on the line, the assistant has joined him on the other post, it falls to Brown on the volley, he hits it, it dips.....It dips.........Is slow * motion!!!! Mcgregor dives, he misses it! The Ref dives for it! Misses it! Its in the back of the * net in the last kick of the game!!!!!!!!!

Brown takes off his T-shirt to reveal a '* you orange *' message. He celebrates in front of the Huns, Lenny at this point has joined Alan Thompson in winding the huns up by singing 'can you hear the Rangers sing'

Paddy is blessing himself, Izzy is wanking over the goal, Ledley is talking Welsh to himself for some reason, Maloney is dancing to YMCA, Hooper has ran into the wrong crowd and tries to make a quick exit! The Celtic fans are going * nuts!

The game finally resumes, were now into the 98th minute before the Ref gives in and blows full time and runs into the changing room with a face like thunder.

The Celtic fans wave to the creatures leaving the stadium and the game has finished Celtic 2...Rangers 1...!

Take that you horrible *!!!

 

That would indeed be the greatest day of my life.

 

That could only be better if it was the League decider.

 

id want neil lennon to score but that wont happen but ill take an o.g to get us 3 points but would love hooper to do the business

 

Has to be Paddy McCourt.....they no they have nothing like him and although they like to ridicule, deep down he puts the fear of * into them....

 

Paddy McCourt obviously! Imagine 8000 tims singing "Paddy McCourts * Army"!

 

went for stokesy as i know how much they hate him.
would also love mcginn, mccourt or murphy to score. supporters of the club and it would mean the world to them.

 

Hooper wil score anyway so Paddy McCourt and Forster,couldnt give a * really though,as long as we beat the hordes of the darkside.

 

Poor Cha, the only man no-one wants to see score.

 

How don't CHA wish you're right back back scored a winner at Ipox? how don't CHA? how don't CHA? :icon_mrgreen:

 

I don't care who scores as long as we beat the *.

 

Apart from a Lafferty own goal I will go for Stokes

 

Gotta be PADDY BHOY :icon_mrgreen:

Paddy beats 5 HUNS, takes the ball past McGregor, stops it on the line, gets down on his knees and blesses himself in front of the Celtic support. As the HUNS desperately try 2 get back PADDY heads the ball over the line. MAGIC

 

100% pady mccourt

 

i would love sammy to score (if he ever gets to put on the hoops again)
it would shut the huns up
a lafferty og would be nice mind

 

is this a sign of things to come i wonder

 

mccourt or mcginn, we all know it would * them off, a wonder goal to from mccourt:icon_mrgreen: