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Bohunnian Rhapsody - A Rangers-Themed Opera

Discussion in 'TalkCeltic Pub' started by The The Hand, Nov 3, 2010.

Discuss Bohunnian Rhapsody - A Rangers-Themed Opera in the TalkCeltic Pub area at TalkCeltic.net.

  1. The The Hand

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    Been a bit bored, so I've decided to write a Rangers-themed opera.
    Seriously troops, I think I might have a smash hit on my hands.

    Thought I'd share it on here, bit of market research like.
    Would you go to see this opera??
    It's * high-quality stuff, I'm tellin you - nane ae yer Joseph's Technocolor Dreamcoat tat round here. Surely this should be a blockbuster??

    [ Edit : So folk know without having to read thru the thread or PM me, I am fine with anyone sharing this via Facebook, email etc. You're also free to sing it wi three mates at a karaoke night, if you're some kind of mad mentalists... ]

    Anyhow.... Ahemm....



    Bohunnian Rhapsody


    Are we in real *?
    Is this conspiracy?
    Victims of taig spite
    No escape from the Papacy.
    Open yer gub
    Look oot from the pub and see...
    We're just a poor club
    Riddled wi bigotry
    Because it's easy come, easy go
    Debts are high, cash is low
    * knows where the funds go
    Spent the lot on Kyle Laff-ertee
    Laff-ertee...

    Wattie - just killed a game -
    Playing five across the back
    Cos with four we shipped a whack
    Last year, we had lots of huns
    But now we've gone and gave them all away
    Boydy - oo-oo-oo-oo
    Didn't even say goodbye
    The baisturt's packed it in & signed for Boro
    Barry's gone, Barry's gone
    Never thought I'd see him motor

    Too late, the taxman's come
    In his brogues and bowler hat -
    * irony in that!
    Goodbye club employees
    Ye've got to go
    But it's no' a fire sale, just a chance for youth
    Muzza - oo-oo-oo-oo
    The buyers don't want to buy
    I sometimes wish we'd never been bought at all

    [Flute Solo]

    I see a little silly-* Rangers fan
    Panyermoosh, Manchester, you know when you've been tangoed
    Everything goes orange, nothing rhymes wi orange, no!
    Got the ja-il (Got the ja-il) Got the ja-il (Got the ja-il) Got the ja-il - * ah know
    Gluesniffico-o-o-o-o
    It wiz a big boy, he wiz fae Chelsea
    It wiz a big boy
    then he just
    ran away
    Spare me this dug with its mooth roon ma knee

    Easy thairr, officairr
    Will you let me go?
    Pish Miller!
    Noooo
    We will not let you go
    Let me go
    Pish Miller!
    We will not let you go
    Let me go
    Pish Miller!
    We will not let you go
    Let me go (Chelsea fan you say?)
    Let me go (Tattoo: UDA)
    Never, never, never let you go-o-o-o-o
    Doh Doh Doh Doh Doh Doh Doh

    Oh Subway Loyal Subway Loyal
    Subway Loyal, time to go
    Be in the pub
    Just a little shy of half past three
    Past three
    Past threeeee...

    [Flute Solo]

    So you think you can lease us and leave us tae die
    So you think you can fleece us and sell us a pie
    Ohhhhhh Davie
    Can't do this to us Davie
    Just gonny get oot?
    Just gonny get right oot ae here!

    [Aye Another * Flute Solo - Whit's Yer Problem Ya *?]

    The Huns don't really matter
    Anyone can see
    They're ugly like Sepp Blatter
    The Huns don't really matter
    To meeeeeee

    (Any way the ref blows...)

    [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=irp8CNj9qBI"]Queen - Bohemian Rhapsody - YouTube[/ame]
     
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  2. CH4 Gold Member Gold Member

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    your good :50:
     
  3. Jezzz

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    Jesus.. too much time on your hands :56:

    But respect man, absolutely brilliant, made me laugh!
     
  4. CelticFC1967

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    You, sir, are a * genius.
     
  5. Marie Bookmaker

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    Brilliant....just brilliant....you are a genius :50:
     
  6. The Prof Administrator Administrator

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    :56:.................Fantastic.
     
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    Just listened to that again with my da, we were in stitches absolute quality sir. :50:
     
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    like the flute solo.only a matter of time till someone does this with the music
     
  9. tim park

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    the hand:got to HAND it to you ,thats cleverm8 ,great stuff..i sang it in the style of achy breaky heart ,
     
  10. tez mctic

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    feakin brilliant mate i usually get four girl singers up for this
    but i doubt they will sing these words feakin class keep it up
     
  11. tez mctic

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    still feakin laughin so you think you can fleece us and sell us a pieeeeee
    magic magic bottle it and sell it
     
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    quality stuff there
     
  14. BelfastCelt88

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    Brillant *
     
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    That.

    Is * EXCELLENT!!!
    Hats off to you!:celt_2:
     
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    * brilliant mate :56:
     
  18. Airdrie Onion

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    ABSOLUTE GENIUS!!:56:

    I will worship you oh Messiah! :50:

    Absolute genius, it really is Mr. Hand of Nazareth. (How's Wodger btw?)
     
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    Ahahahahahahahaha.
     
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    :56::56::56:Belter !!!