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sick excuse so dont need to work for old firm

Discussion in 'TalkCeltic Pub' started by goodall1888, Oct 20, 2010.

Discuss sick excuse so dont need to work for old firm in the TalkCeltic Pub area at TalkCeltic.net.

  1. KRS-1888 Scott La Rock

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    say you got kicked by a deer.
     
  2. bhoy1der

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    tell the boss ,you burst yer banjo string whilst pulling the heed aff it. :50:
     
  3. Liam Scales

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    Tell them your on your periods.
     
  4. Les.

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    Tell them you've been * their misses/daughter i personally guarantee you'll no be at work on sunday.
     
  5. ThatBhoyLarsson

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    :56::56:and you got goneria off them:50:
     
  6. PaddyBhoy

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    one of the only posts that have made me * pish mysel haah
     
  7. shendr18

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    Almost the perfect plan only problem is the jails only have 32inch HD flat screens....picture quality would be pish
     
  8. davieh83

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    I had to do this once, put your own mobile number into your contacts list under someone elses name and send yourself a text, make sure it's something that is certain your boss will let you leave. The text will appear as if it's from whatever name you chose. Then show it to your boss.

    Not many people realise you can send a text to your own mobile, so he/she will think it's genuine, Unless he/she posts on here lol.
     
  9. goodall1888

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    haha thats an aboslute belter