Big Spiders

The bigger the better

 

I'm terrified of them, and I'm not afraid to admit it. I have even tried to touch a small one when I was steaming drunk and I still couldn't bring myself to do it.

I have to kill them though, I couldn't settle knowing there was one in the room somewhere.

 

You have a point there.

 

I have seen that spider picture a lot know (it is all over the web - no pun intended).

Is it a hoax or is it real? And if it is real, where was it taken (I will never visit that place)?

 

Just showed it to my 5 year old boy, he jumped back and nutted me on the mouth! That's what I get for being a big bassa to him

Edit to add- Whoever took that pic is a brave person.

 

It would still find you.

Some sort of ridiculous 500x zoom lens was probably used

 

I have 5 spiders in my room, i keep em as pets and they eat little buzzin things.

 

Like a year ago, I had this problem where literally HUNDREDS of little tiny spiders were hanging from my ceiling. I can't even explain what it was like. They were EVERYWHERE. And I am scared shitless of spiders so you can imagine how that went. If you stood still in my room and looked around you would see them hanging everywhere. I am also a bit of a germaphobe, I clean religiously, so the situation was a nightmare. My boyfriend at the time and I ended up spraying spider poison along all the base boards, and found and removed the egg. We never found the momma spider thank *. After the spider poison the little spiders ended up disappearing.

I would take one big spider (relative to my area, I've never seen a truly large spider around here) over hundreds of tiny spiders. I still shiver thinking about it.

 

i wish i had those tiny spiders, i love those *

 

It's from the movie Arachnaphobia.

 

I heard a story from a friend a while back about someone he knew who bought a cactus plant i think it was and every now and then, they thought the cactus was moving a little, and after a while the guy and his girlfriend were convinced that from time to time this cactus was moving in and out. they decided to phone someone more clued up on there cactus plants to see if they knew any more about it, when they were on the phone the person told them to leave there house asap and get an exterminator kind of person in, it turned out that a spider had lay its eggs inside their cactus and if they left it for another day or two the cactus would have burst and there would be hundreds of little spiders pouring out of it!! f*ck that!!

 

* that!I would * myself.

 

F*ck sake that is dodgy

 

That is an urban legend and is more appropriate for the other thread...

http://urbanlegends.about.com/od/horrors/a/cactus.htm

 

No you don't.

Look, Spiders might not be the brightest creatures in creation but it's a serious stretch to assume that they're stupid enough to crawl into the mouth of a giant predator.

If your gigantic teeth don't put them off living in your throat, then your constant breathing, loud noises and moving around will.

If they were that dumb, nature would have cut them off a long time ago.

 

I always thought it was a load of rubbish myself,or maybe i was just telling myself that since im so * scared of them.