What's the funniest thing you've seen at a match?

thats one was a belter the crowd hit the giggles

 

Was at a Motherwell game last season and they had a throw in beside me. The guy behind me roared at a Motherwell player in a pure angry voice "HO HAIRCUT, EXPLANE !" best shout av ever heard at a game… totally random but well funny

 

Referee accidentally scoring a goal at a local match here. Great header! The goal stood.

 

the other week there , in the sw corner , the wee specky steward was gettin some amount of abuse ,'go home ya hun' , 'we know where you stay etc , and he ended up sprinting down the stairs and running outof the park , :L now every time we see him we boo him its hillairious!

 

We were playing in the Scottish Cup semi finals against either Livingston or Hearts when MON was manager. Fat guy behind me was standing for some period of time before a steward told him to sit down. His excuse was that he had piles and he couldn't sit but the steward forced him to sit or he would be chucked out. So he sat down and he was * howling with pain

Everyone around him were * themselves. Eventually the same steward appeared and gave him a cushion.

 

Was at a Finn Harps V Celtic XI match once, must be five or six years ago now.

Anyway, it was lashing the rain.

And one of the Celtic players kicked the ball and it hit the roof of the stand and a piece of the guttering fromthe roof falls off followed by a LOT of water.

The thing was probably hanging on one screw going on how the rest of the place looked, it would hardly be Premier League standard now. LOL

Just thinking now, Baldé was playing that day too, there were a good few first teamers there.

I think Celtic ended up winning 5-4 or something.

 

Anything with Jimmy Bullard.

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When Aberdeen beat us 4-2 at Pittodrie last season, McDonald went down in the box and I didn't see it properly so on my own I screamed, "PENNNAAAAALLLLTYYYY!" and a second or so later a guy behind shouted, "Optimistic!". Cue everyone around me laughing.

 

Done that myself a few times. Very embarrassing

 

This is honestly genuine, Went to a Sunderland game couple of seasons ago, they were playing Wigan at home, bloke behind me was slagging Daryl Murphy off (he was reet like he is crap) saying "Get off Daryl" "ya crap" "Couldnt score in a Brothel" and made sure everyone around could hear what he was saying, trying to be a class clown, he recieved the ball from Reidy and this is what happended

YouTube - Daryl Murphy Cracker vs Wigan

Everyone around looked at him and started pointing at him saying "who are ya" I nearly * myself laughing, bloke didnt say a word after that

 

Pittodrie a couple of weeks ago for the 4-4 game - was standing right up the back next to this steward who was foreign and didnt speak much english and a guy came in not long after Kamara had scored totally steaming and started singing 'You're * is on Fire' to the steward before falling down about 5 stairs:icon_mrgreen:

 

Think it was 2-3 seasons ago we were playing Kilmarnock down at Rugby Park. This big fat todger of a Killie fan was sitting on his own in the Killie Stand just along from the Celtic end. So he starts lifting up his top, wobbling his belly, giving the v's and just basically trying to wind up the Celtic fans. Right at that moment Celtic scored. The whole Celtic end for the next 5-10mins were giving it rounds of 'Fatty fatty what's the score?' 'Sebo Sebo Sebo' etc etc The guy sat back down suitably chastised. :icon_mrgreen:

 

Game against Dundee at CP, must've been about 2003....when Dundee were linked with big players............sitting near the Dundee fans.......this guy infront of me who must have been about 20 stone stands up and shouts at the top of his voice (when the stadium is quiet) 'Here's a fiver *holding one*.......when you gonny buy Davids?!' Whole area were in hysterics.

 

Was about 3,4 year ago, can't mind who it was against. This guy staggers by me walking up the stairs absolute steaming, 2 seconds later he was rolling back down the stairs

 

At the last home guy a guy a couple of rows down from me roared "Mowbray , change it now before we lose a goal !!!!!!" when everone was silent. The whole stand just turned round and looked at him :icon_mrgreen:

 

Maybe not the funniest,but one i actually remember.

Cup final last year...Newry v Portadown.

A Newry lad had a couple of flags...starry plough and a tricolour.

The stewards told him to take them down as they had nothing to do with Newry...but the plough stayed because Newry play in blue and white.

The tricolour was took down,but the quick thinking lad who owned it,grabbed some lipstick of some woman there and wrote NCFC across the flag.....stewards had to let him put it back up.

Funny at the time.

 

anyone see the specky steward in the sw corner?

 

HAHA Wish there was a video of that!!

 

Don't even start with him

 

i decked up the stairs at CP and some people started singin ''you fell ova you fell ova''

 

When the steel plant next to the Motherwell ground closed the celtic fans sang ''if you're going to work on Monday, clap you hands''