A Huns concept of Protestant

What i've found is that the people who are actual protestants, the ones who do go to church every sunday, are by far and away the worst.

Prods don't care they just hate taigs and don't know why. The religious ones have a sort of seething hatred of catholics which means they don't actually do the whole up to their necks malarky but their the ones who wouldn't give ya a job if you were called Patrick and went to St Peters every sunday, which I don't by the way.

I find the sneaky sectarianism worse than the blind ignorance you get from Rangers fans, because it is based on belief rather than stupidity, although in this case they are often one in the same!

 

Sure don't they have murals of cu chulainn, and gealic writing on some of their murals.
Aye history my *, or in ulster scots, " me arsne"

 

Aye but thats blind stupidity as well, sure they claim that Setanta was one of theirs cause of the whole Ulster defence lineage, but you know the same people think the earth is flat!

But here's the question whos blind sectarianism was worse, the fella calling you a taig from across the road, or the Rev Paisley, who was telling him to do it?

 

Loyalists claim to be Irish when it suits them, but I think it's hilarious when they say they aren't Irish.

 

Aye, that makes me laugh, too.

There's a big mural up in Rathcoole that says Irish out or Kill all Irish. It's kind of ironic like isn't it?

 

To true the paisleyite brigade, love thy neighbor just don't give him a job.

Aye it's all about land, money and keeping us down for that mob.

"NEVER, NEVER oh hello martin how's Gerry" lol.

 

Yeah I've seen that one before, think it's a Red Hand Commando mural. I can't believe how daft they are. Even if they don't consider themselves Irish, how can they possibly argue that Ulster is not part of the landmass of Ireland, making them Irish?

 

They support N.Ireland football,international and local league...which is run by the I.F.A = Irish Football Association.

 

Jesus mate in all the years that associations going they didn't know what it stood for and you've just blurted it out, ya may hope there Is no undercover orcs on here, cuz there will be rioting on the streets of this we pravince.

 

Self-hating Irishmen is what they are. They've created a phony Ulster identity, even though the bigoted statelet they created doesn't even comprise of the whole of Ulster. They support and uphold a border that divides not only the whole of Ireland, but Ulster too.

 

Protestantism is the only Christian sect that isn't Catholicism, save the Eastern Orthodox and the United Church of Awesome (a little known Martian sect). It was created in the 1500s AD after someone pointed out that if all Catholics were christians and all Christians were Catholics, then it was really a useless distinction and we should get rid of the term. As an alternative to getting rid of one of the terms (as allegedly many Catholics are afraid of change), some Catholics wanted to make them useful after the fact by calling themselves something else. They had a meeting and decided on "Evangelical", and, well, at that point there wasn't much the abolitionists (those who wanted to remove the term Catholic and corresponding terms in non-English languages because of its redundancy) could do about it.

There are 11 protestant dogmata: 1. There is no dogma.
2. You do not talk about Jesus Club.
3. You DO NOT talk about Jesus Club.
4. Church service is on 10 o'clock.
5. CAN I GETTA HALLELUJAH?
6. Church service ends when everyone wakes up.
7. HALLELUJAH!
8. * loves Mr. T more than you.
9. Protestants believe five is equal to three, so there are five extra dogmas. No, that doesn't make sense. At all. Protestants do not abide the laws of mathematics. They think it's a papist-satan-worshipping-heathen-*-gay-* thing.
10. JESUS LOVES YOU!
11. CAN I GETTA A-MEN?
12. A-MEN!



Protestants see the Bible, which they believe was written by *, as a pretty reliable source of information, at least on theological matters. This is of course restricted to the 66 books in the Protestant canon, not including the 7 other books in the Roman Catholic, Eastern Orthodox, or any other form of Christian canons that were clearly added on centuries before Protestantism even existed, by corrupt church councils that were obviously swayed by their wicked ways to form an erroneous 73-book canon—with exception to the aforementioned 66 books, those are swell of course. Having lost the furtherly canonical Table of Contents which cements their argument, most Protestants cite the fact that Jews also do not accept the 7 questionable books in their respective scripture; and, as a practice, good Christians should be loathe to recognizing anything as canon that the Jews do not recognize as well. Other arguments for faith in the 66 books alone is due to the fact that they themselves are faith-inspiring, every single one of them making constant reference to * and each echoed in the New Testament. This is in contrast to the wicked Apocrypha, which have no correlating New Testament verses. *'s set, divinely inspired canon is definitely those 66 books.

Strengths:

• They speak in tongues - Evidence: "Hooah gooleie goboe jowbeopowow noobahdewa lalala Jeeeeeeeesus!"
• They can kill ten people and go to heaven - Evidence: "Sola Fide, *! Take that, silly *."
• Their leaders can have * with people. - Evidence: Mr. Pastor screams, "Ohh, Fabio!"
• They have an average IQ of 30 - Evidence: "Hooah gooleie goboe jowbeopowow noobahdewa lalala Jeeeeeeeesus!"
• They fart from their mouths - Evidence: "Hooah gooleie goboe jowbeopowow noobahdewa lalala Jeeeeeeeesus!"
• They believe in Jesus and Jesus loves you...enough said.

Weaknesses:

• They fall down when touched by televangelists.
• They have a collective brain deficiency.
• speaking in tongues is a sign that someone is possessed.
• shouting and ranting about * (this is true for Baptists).
• condemning people while they preach sinners are forgiven.
• liberals, feminists, gays/lesbians and secular progressives.

So stick that in yer pipe and smoke it. :icon_mrgreen:

 

er... Henke I thought there were distinctions between Protestants and Huns. I consider myself a Baptist Tim, or would you rather not associate with me because you figure I must be a weirdo?

 

If you look into the article again you'll see that it is a complete * take.
I'm an athiest, does that make me a weirdo too?

 

Would you care to do a * take on atheism?

 

Now now....lets not spoil a good thread. I think your being a bit over sensitive. I'd invite you to do a *-take on Atheism. I'd imagine Henke wouldnt be in the least offended.

 

Aw aye you! Willny be * taking once the big yin smites ye!

 

Of course we don't want to spoil the integrity of the thread. I think Henke should do it in an entirely new thread, since he is clearly a broad-minded individual who can dissect himself as easily as he dissects others.

 

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* sake young Devlin, you type like a tool.

 

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