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What's your claim to mediocrity?

Discussion in 'TalkCeltic Pub' started by hairytoes, Oct 1, 2009.

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  1. hairytoes

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    I'm fed up with every * bigging up their * these days, like Gary "heid (like a biscuit tin)" Caldwell, arseholes on X Factor that think they're brilliant etc...

    So to parody "your claim to fame", what's your claim to mediocrity?

    Me, I've been playing golf for approx. 13 years & I've never had a hole in one!

    I've been playing the guitar for about 10 years & I always play the same 20 odd songs, not learned a new song for about 3 years.

    C'mon, be honest - one in the eye for over confident/under talented Britain.
     
    hairytoes, Oct 1, 2009
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  2. KK-Bhoy

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    I have * with a lot of women but not many want to go through the experience again unfortunately.
     
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  3. sheabhoy08

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    It seems everytime i get my hole the wife falls pregnant!:54:
     
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  4. Mr Marty™

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    No comment
     
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    just got on the front of local newspaper 4 urinating in public

    claim to fame
     
    gogifortune, Oct 1, 2009
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  6. bhoy1der

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    Lucky you, 3 rides = 3 weans :50:

    I got 1 and we had twins , she said never again :38: :84:
     
    bhoy1der, Oct 1, 2009
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  7. faw cough Gold Member Gold Member

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    You have only got your hole 3 times ???????????????????


    :56::56:
     
    faw cough, Oct 1, 2009
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  8. faw cough Gold Member Gold Member

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    I played Jesus in the school play.


    TWICE........yes two years in a row.
     
    faw cough, Oct 1, 2009
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    That'll be the second coming then?
     
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    ssssssshhhhhhhhhhhh,,,it only seems like that!:86:
     
    sheabhoy08, Oct 2, 2009
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  11. Paul67 Administrator Administrator

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    Didn't he die the first year?
     
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    i had trails for falkirk but didnt go, now i play *
     
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    I was in a few scenes of ''Only an excuse'' a few years back as an extra. Was on at new years. Got paid £50 for the honour aswell!
     
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    Newsround interview oh yes, asking me what sort of jeans i like :yeah:
     
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    Played up front in the * league last year and failed to score a single goal, having previously finished second top the year before.
     
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  16. hairytoes

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    Now that's what I'm takling about - get in there mate. lol :56:
     
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  17. faw cough Gold Member Gold Member

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    I did rise again ya know.



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  18. Rossenspeil

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    Im a guitarist that thinks he's brilliant when *, likewise with karaoke.

    I was on Frontline Scotland when I was 15 with my face shadowed out, it was a documentary on underage drinking. :56:

    I have a large *
     
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    I've had my mandolin for nigh on 20 years and still manage to make it sound like it should be banned under the Geneva Convention.

    I wish I had a Jesus with a baby T Rex.
     
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    I wish I had a full size T Rex with a baby Jesus
     
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