Aff yer nut.

What's the most you have ever taken, don't say you don't know, we have all been there, what have you drank, smoked, swallowed to get you into the worst state you have ever been in.

And please do tell of the consequences as a lesson to us all.

 

3 or 4 mini spoonfulls of pure mdma in a can of beer... i was * up. ended up phoning my mate an ambulance cos his eyes were all shaky, they said he was alright tho. we were a couple of irresponsable fools that day.

i felt like an astronaut on the moon or something

 

A nite out in east kilbride in 2001

Drank a bottle of buckie with a half gram of speed dropped in and 4 vodka red bull

then had an aftershock face off with one of ma mates in the pub and downed 6 of them one after another.

Somehow made it into a club and apparently managed to pull a bird Cant remember in the slightest.

Was then thrown out for sleepin on her shoulder and was apparently face down in a puddle in the olympia centre with her tryin to drag me up (remember none of this btw), she musta bn chokin.

 

3 bottles of red wine, 8 heinikens, half a bottle of bacardi and a hash cake in amsterdam about 10 weeks ago.

Consequence..... When i finally had the strength to leave my hostel to go for a pint 2 days later i got chased down the road by a big fat Carlos Valderamma looklike prostitute who was in a window at the time. Supposedly i stood and laughed at her when i was wrecked.

 

Put it this way the taxi driver didn't believe what i had taken until i accused him of puting me of off my shot at snooker in the taxi and we ended up rolling down a grass hill contesting the fare. He agreed when i got him the next time that i had an steam iron imprint on my cheek, a bad attitude and the whites of my eyes were showing.

 

All day drinking and spliffing at oxegen(20 cans, numerous joints), then headed into prodigy that saturday night dropped 2 E's, done another 3 during the show. Back for more drink and spliff.

Didnt sleep or eat till monday, scagging like I was on heroin, felt like a boiled *. hadnt an ounce of energy, worst comedown of my life, havent touched class A's since.

 

You * mad? I would of been out of it till christmas.

 

My story pales in comparison.

Thursday - pint in Curlers. · 2, maybe 3 days later awake stange house drumcondra, dublin, Irleand.

Much drink in between, including trains and buses and ferries. don't really remember any of it.

similar Newcastle story.

And Madrid story......

and....

 

30blues n a bottle a 3ltr a frosty jacks. so * out ma face a canna remember
smashin her dad in for offering me another beer then gone out the street n gone
ahead with the young team n getting smashed in myself

 

T In The Park, Quarter Coke, 2 Bottles Of Buckfast, 15 Cans Of Strongbow, 5 Swedgers, And a few Joints, Couldnt stand up or nothing was just lying motionless tripping out my nut

Those days are gone now but......

 

No comment.

Dont want to start sounding like some sort of junkie with some of my past experiences i've had

 

1 acid, I was fcked for 3 days, I couldn't even talk and couldn't go home 4ma dads birthday that weekend!! I swear sumtimes I still feel the lasting effects of it.

 

hoopy doesnt traces of acid stay in the system for years ?

 

Yeah a think it's maybe forever

 

haha * that for a cary on then !!

worst av been was when i went on a caravan trip with a few bhoys and ghirls a hung about with when a was 20....none of yer magaluf when a was wee - no for us anyway we couldnae afford it !!

So....we got a wee minibus for the 12 of us and straight away the wines and the lines were out, wee bottle of el dorado to go along with 1/2 gram of coke. A was already feeling the effects when a got off the bus and it was straight into the caravan where I opened my crate of stella, sank the 10 bottles and off a went to the entertainment that was on at night, nae dinner needed as we use to say "eatins cheatin"...oh the joys of that sayin !!...aye anyway back to my story - there was a drag queen on that night and "she" just got heckled by us all night as we sank pints and halfs all night long - was good banter but she played on it and cracked a few jokes ect. So we wobbled back to the caravan and it was back to the rest of our bottles and class a's....by this point i cant remember exact numbers but must have drank a wee half bottle of glens and done another Gram maself. A was mongod - totally oot ma *. Got my hole that night though - a wee darlin she was awell....didnae think the same 9 months later but thats no important.

Moral of my story, i have my first bhoy because of a night in a caravan that involed:
1 1/2 grams of coke
Bottle of El D
Numerous Stellas
Plenty of vodka !!

Widnae swap the wee man for the world though love him to pieces

 

Great wee story joe and a good ending! *.. We used to say that anaw 'eatings cheating' and 'sleep wen ur dead' Ahh the good old days

 

aye now a cant go to the pub without dinner - how time has changed me. Lost my virginity to my mates burd when a was 15 due to the drink, use to turn me into a * wee * !! now a just fall asleep haha