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Shit joke thread

Discussion in 'TalkCeltic Pub' started by Craigyjac., Jun 6, 2009.

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  1. Slaw

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    why are pirates called pirates???

    ------------ they just ARRGH!
     
    Slaw, Jun 6, 2009
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  2. danielb67

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    what do you call a Spaniard who had his car stolen?

    Carlos

    what do you call a Spaniard who was cured in hospital?

    manuel

    why are phonebooks banned in china?

    because theres so many wings and so many wongs you might wing a wong number
     
    danielb67, Jun 6, 2009
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  3. Rossenspeil

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    Whats blue and square?

    An orange in disguise ...
     
    Rossenspeil, Jun 6, 2009
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  4. Rossenspeil

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    Whats green and floats through walls?


    Casper the friendly cooking apple ...
     
    Rossenspeil, Jun 6, 2009
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  5. Lazycame

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    Donald, where's yer yashmak.
     
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  6. Rossenspeil

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    :56: :56: :56:
     
    Rossenspeil, Jun 6, 2009
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  7. Markybhoy

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    Heard a BRILLIANT joke the night...you'll alll pish yourselves....really!

    Hear Celtic are getting David Blunkett to be their new manager....they need a man who can hold on to a lead! HAHAHAHAHA oh man I laughed so hard! The Huns have been rehearsing that joke for 4 years...saddos! The worst of it is they were bent double laughing...they actually thought it was a quality joke. :87:
     
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  8. ARMALITE

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    Walking past the fridge, I thought I heard the onions singing,

    Opened the door and it was the chives talking.
     
    ARMALITE, Jun 7, 2009
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  9. celtic--bhoy

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    Can u use. A different colour from white? I cant see it from my phone
     
    celtic--bhoy, Jun 7, 2009
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    What did the we french guy say when the tide comes in?????

    Mer sea:50:


    Whats pink and fluffy??????



    Pink fluff:50:
     
    Dirk_Diggler, Jun 7, 2009
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  11. Craigyjac.

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    Whats white and swings thru the jungle?




    Tarzan the Fridge.


















    Tarzan the Fr
     
    Craigyjac., Jun 7, 2009
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  12. Pearse Gold Member Gold Member

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    why did the chicken cross the road???



























    to get to the other side
     
    Pearse, Jun 7, 2009
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    What do you call a man with a car on his head?


    Jack
     
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  14. ARMALITE

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    Guy parks in a disabled bay, gets out and walks away normal.
    Traffic warden shouts after him. You can't park there, there is nothing wrong with you.

    FFFFFFuck off. Touretes.
     
    ARMALITE, Jun 7, 2009
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    :56::56:Quality.
     
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    pat and mick where walking down the street, and pat falls down a drain, he shouts up, there's milk down here, mick asks, it it pasteurized?, pat says, no, it's past my knees
     
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  17. Markybhoy

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    Knock Knock!

    Who's there?

    Banana

    Banana who?

    Knock Knock!

    Who's there?

    Banana

    Banana who?

    Knock knock!

    Who's there?

    Banana

    Banana who?

    Knock Knock!

    Who's there?

    Banana

    Banana who?

    Knock Knock!

    Who's there?

    Orange

    Orange who?

    Orange you glad I never said banana again!
     
    Markybhoy, Jun 7, 2009
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