wtf kind of insect is this?

this thing came out a bag of bananas a while ago started crawling along the floor, to me looked like some sort of * scorpion had a stinger at the back kept going up when you went near it it does not fly either/

 

was it your bananas?

you could get loads of compensation if you can prove it wqas in there to the supermarket or that mate

someone claimed asda for loads at the start of this year so we've been warned about them

 

2nd thread about weird insects. This one looks like a cockroach with long legs. You said it doesn't fly. Is it fast?

 

ive seen two of these in my life and they did the scorpion tail up thing. i was scared shitless tbh.

 

the only thing i have ever seen like that was called a bullet ant,as their bite is meant to be like getting shot,they live high up on the canopies of rain forests!!!!!!

 

aye it deffo was the bananas i eat a shitload was taking the bags out and it must of fell onto the floor

it was asda also

 

Looks like a hun

 

* me I'd * it if one of those fell out my bananas!

It looks * angry too. What did you do with it?

 

nope it didnt fly no sign of any wings either, didnt seem that fast tho maybe it was just slower to attack

 

* *, there was family wee kids in the house at the time some were barefoot

 

put it in the dogs bowel flicked it into the air, kicked it with my boot into my hun neighbours back garden

 

Looks like some sort of tropical ant or termite.

 

Devil's coach horse beetle thats what it is m8 they are found in yer garden so im pretty sure if it was in your bannanas it just crawled there

 

looks like a big nasty ant lol

 

nope just told you what it was its a beetle believe me im a gardener

 

It visited u to watch Celtic win the SPL no other reason

 

cheers mate thats exactly it!

 

It is an African dung beetle and they do not have the ability to sting but are quite clever at pretending to be a scorpion as the black scorpion comes from the same country in certain places fella.
On the other hand i would like to open ma nanna,s and get that thing running out mate, compensation claim to 1st the distribution comp, in fact go straight to the makers as they will prob run the dist, and make sure and get money, what good is a years supply of dung beetles anyway?

 

prob his cousin over for the game.