Minor things that irritate you

I was in Spain for a few years and I had one. Brilliant, so it was. Everyone was on 'em.

 

You lived over here?

Don't know how you can love those *'s Haidriers! I have spent 18 years hating them and continue to feel the adrenalin rising as the that wasp-like noise gets closer and closer.

I have fantasies of standing behind a tree in wait, holding a sledgehammer...waiting to strike....

I think maybe I should get therapy.

 

Yeah, was there from 2003-2005 - in Malaga.

Got my 125cc licence when I was over there when I was 16 in '03.

 

Haha! so you would be one of the wee * that do my nut in! Honestly, after all these years it's the most annoying thing about this country.

Turns me from a nice mellow Onion into a Raging Radish.

 

Dog * everywhere was one of the things I didn't like. Much of that where you are?

 

Yeah, I always walk and cycle with my eyes to the ground, which is why I sometimes hit lamposts.

(mopeds still top of my list but.)

 

We are going to get along just swell...

But seriously...Everybit of that...* ME OFF
Mostly the Dj "Music" Its just noise and the disses is noise with some bawbag talking about someone

 

Wee stupid lassies that go everywhere ( seriously everywhere ) still wearing their pj's, walking through the shopping centre n all you can see n hear are a bunch of girls with there brightly coloured pjama's and * chipmunk music playing asloud as they can get it, the 100,000 rangers fan who somehow came from feckin nowhere when "they" we in manchester, or when the beat celtic, the beat celtic and all you see is * rangers tops everywhere, Old women at the cashpoint using EVERY single card they own,or walk sooo slow in front of you and stop suddenly, Managers, posh snobs, Nacho Novo, Barry Ferguson, the list goes on and on

 

Well i dont know if this is classed as minor, but anyway.....i've been going to inside out since i was 17, (was nearly 18 lol) ... i fell in love with the place, the atmosphere, the people... e.t.c....

But over the past year i have fallen out of love with it all the dj bookings are top notch, but i cant stand the clientele thats it has started attracting to the arches, its ruining the image that the arches has had even before i fell in love with it
Your starting to attract all the bints in the tutu's, and most of the hardcore punters, who have ruined the hardcore scene due to publicity/commercialisation (SP?)...
The arches was once a club that you were lucky to get into, and would never see fights in.... but the younger generation is ruining it

 

Pedants

 

Just the way their faces are always dirty.

 

Not so minor, but yesterday I went out to the Previa at 4pm to go get the kids and found the passenger window smashed and the radio gone. Nothing left but the twisted brackets. Not only that, but it was an * who ripped up the dash with a crowbar to get at it. It'll cost more to repair than the car's worth (1991 Toyota) but we can't afford to buy a replacement vehicle right now.

 

idiots

cant stand the plane clappen * thats the pilots job if am no mistaking, as for the munchers at tesco and that ma missis does that, and its f$%ken a riddy its no the bm drivers that * me off, its the old * tha think if they drive up tae a junction they have the right of way,,

 

people who * on your fence then time how long the steam lasts

 

that fookin alarm clock in my room... i need it there coz i have to wake up early... but it does my fookin head in!!!

tic.....tok..tic...tok...tic...tok...

shut the * up you *!!!!

 

* who say "awesome" all the time, it's bad enough coming from americans but when scottish folk saying it it's just cringeworthy.

 

i dare ya to say that to Messi_10

 

why so?

 

The wee bits of plastic round the mouths of 2-litre milk bottles.

People on public transport who get out of their seats needlessly early before the next stop.

Bad manners.

Neds tearing up the road in their souped-up cars, revving them as loud as they can.

DJs who think that what's played on daytime radio is all the music they'll need.

People who are never done moaning about their lot. (They're usually selfish *)

Bad spelling & grammar in takeaways and restaurants etc. ("Chip's", anyone?)

People who whinge about US & British foreign policy/Israeli brutality and still buy The Sun. (My dad is guilty and I'm never done giving out to him, to no avail)

 

he says awesome alot m8