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'I want you to lean forward until your neck is in my hand Gordon.'

 

waiting for questions like "is that a * salute?"

 

"keep running gord, dont mind my arm"

 

"your this big gordan"

 

'This is how high the * you're in is'

 

CLOTHESLINE!!!!

 

"You dream of managing Celtic?? Stop right there...wait just a minute son...you're the height a * fs"

 

stop here gordon, stop running with your hand up your * you look like a *

 

"Watch this right hand Gordon, watch this right hand"

...

*baw twang with the left hand*

 

dont smell the fingers you have up your * ,smell these

 

Strachan: "That's not really that difficult to limbo Big Man".

or

Strachan: "So you want a gimp hand competition do you?!!? Try this!!"

 

gordon why is ure hand up ure *,,put it out like this ,,the fresh air will get rid of the smell

 

Gordon thinks, "When I grow up I wanna be just like him."
Aye right.

 

"take my strong hand"

 

"now, the macarena goes like this gordon, watch closely"

 

"You must be this tall to be a Celtic great.."