Kyogo Furuhashi

Can’t get my head round that move at all. Surely to * he could have got a better team. Great business from us getting Jota back from them.

 

I never understood the move. Heard folk saying it's because it will give him a better chance of international football going to world cup. Hope it works out for him.

 

He will regret this within a month.

 

He gets to live in a nice city in France i suppose

 

Lowest number of touches for a player playing 60mins plus Ligue 1 in 18 years.

Off to a good start

 

What a * version of his dancing

 

Give it a couple of months and he will be begging to come back

 

* Japanese Kenny Miller with his patter

 

Living his best life.

 

Loved the wee guy when he was here, he's away chasing the Euro now but many a game here whether it was his fault or not he hardly touched the ball in games. Think he's went to the wrong club and think he'll be back in Japan within 18 months

 

Everyone does

 

I always thought one of his best attributes was that, like you say, he could barely touch the ball all game, yet still pop up out of nowhere and score.
His movement was like nothing I've ever seen before. It was crazy how good it was.

Rennes is a daft choice though. A bang average, bottom middle in their league, run of the mill nothing special team. Not likely to do anything of note or seriously challenge for trophies.

Unfortunately as good as he is......
he could easily fade into obscurity playing with them. Never to be heard of again

 

Set a new record for the least amount of touches in a ligue 1 game since 2007 according to the daily rainjur

 

Nope....just naw.....if you leave our fine club for the sake of chasing more money then you are a greedy wealth obsessed imposter who us Celtic fans will never welcome back at our clu..........


.......Oh wait......

 

Smashing records from day 1 wee Kyogo.

He can say that now and mean it. No one has touched the ball less than him since 2007. That's a valiant effort at no allowing the ball to touch you in any way. He managed it though

 

Wait till he realises that French birds don't put a lot of emphasis on shaving. It's all stubbly legs, afro armpits and mounds of thick relentless bush.

He will not love you long time ladies.

He will want his baldy barmulloch beaver and the soothing soft notes of the accent of a good Glasgow wumin fae the flats. Adidas trackies obviously to cover the ankle bracelet. Traditional Gorbals attire of the modern lady. Yellow Nicotine fingers are a must of course.
And nothing conveys good taste like a real Corton Vale tattoo.

You cannot compare any fake French fancy piece to a grade 1 authentic Glesga Senga complete with the 6 weans, the lockback she got fae her maw for Christmas, and optional add ones such as Deep pockets for a better shoplifting experience, a choice of beverage (DragonSoup, Mad Dogg 20/20 or El Dorado Buckfast imitation drink, even cheaper and more sickly than actual Buckfast.

Passionate * encounters up against the wall round the back of the chip shop will have wee kyogo coming back to Glasgow time after time. He loves the way the trowel loads of foundation clog in the ditches of her real chib scars around her cheeks. Unmatched anywhere in the world. Clap, gonorrhea and syphilis experiences can be discussed on the day. May be married but if so do not be dettered as man will be fully committed in Bar L and will not ruin your experience of the best real life Glasgow hackett munters around.
It truly is like * a pale of water with these experienced veterans. Inviting you back with their closely clipped and finally groomed axe wounds that put any French hairy Rennes lassie to shame.

He'll be back. He can't keep away. Mr Furuyashi will return to the city of dirty needles and discharge. It is his spiritual home and he loves the birds and getting some hole flung at him. Culture

 

You can't say "I want to leave"
Then say "I'd like to play in France"

But then say "Don't sell me to Rennes though"

I'm afraid beggars can't be choosers. We agreed to move u to France. But you'll be sold to the highest bidder and told to get on your way.
Enjoy your life after Celtic. It all gets a lot worse from this point on kyogoSan...but you wanted to leave so......

You'll find that other clubs are simply just football clubs. They are nothing spectacular or unique.
You have just left the beacon of light, the force for all that is right and just, the Champion of freedom and justice. the all encompassing power of infinite truth and bastion of glorious rebellion against tyranny, evil and satanic loyalist practices. We are Glasgow Celtic and on top of all that we also play football.
You really risk being sectioned and a few months in a padded cell if a shrink hears tell of you voluntarily asking to be cast out of Paradise. If you choose to leave Paradise you are more than a sandwich short of a picnic.
You are either suffering a mental breakdown of sorts and are unable to make logical decisions.
Or....you are genuinely thick and stupid enough to think that you'll find a club anywhere near as good as Celtic. In which case there is little hope for ye and you will unfortunately learn the hard way.