Trivial Things That Annoy You Thread

So what should you start a sentence with?

 

He means roasted cheese

 

K

 

I'm convinced Lorraine has a coke habit. There is no other explanation for how someone can get up so early every day for literally decades, and never once even be as much as * off, knackered or crabbit.
She's cutting lines at every ad break. It's obvious

She's probably getting pumped off that Dr Hilary Jones aswell......and Andy Peters. ..

 

Skelfs !

Wee buggers

 

You troglodyte!

 

I thought she was supposed to be all lovely, cuddly and lovely to everyone oh and a Dundee Urd fan? Haven't heard anything about her being a sectarian bigot. Can you fill me in ?

 

A guy with a name like Hilary is pumping nobody

 

All mumsy and pumpable

 

She's very mouthy about all the sectarian problems in Scotland being the fault of Catholic schools. I met her da a few times years ago. He was a * as well. All talk about raising her up to hate bigotry in all it's forms was a load of *. He wasn't too keen on Catholics as well.

 

She makes a gid pot of soup. That much is obvious. And that goes a long way in this day and age. I'd pump her everyday just for the regular soup.

The anti-Catholic thing is supposedly she spoke out against Catholic schools as being 'unnecessary' in the past. I'd make her apologise and continue my control over her each day by being the one who both provides and withholds the cocaine for her habit.

All the while pumping her daily and eating her soup

 

* her and her da the wee cow.

 

Brakes on car freezing up cos moisture falling onto brake line.
Still …. Gave me an excuse for a day off work.
So, going to sort out all my t-shirts and tops then place them (colour coordinated) into my drawers.

Yep, that’s how’s tragic my life is.

 

You’re a soup addict.

JUST SAY NAW !!!!

 

3 times today i've heard Irish tv presenters wishing their viewers a happy thanksgiving, if i hear it again the feckin telly's going out the windae, i think we're getting Americanised enough without this * .

 

The sheer number of begging adverts on TV. Every charity no matter how * niche are at it, vying for the saddest voiceover and telling you only your two quid a month can fix things. * off, the lot of you and you'se with your vaginal dryness and your pants it's OK to * in...