Trivial Things That Annoy You Thread

Nah, * likes you it’s just everybody else that hates you.
Cheer up it may never happen, apparently especially the Irish Lotto.

 

Reading that Rosie Jones is on the new series of Taskmaster.

 

Singers of national anthems at sports events who have to torture every note. The performance of the lass at the Canelo/Berlanga fight was ridiculous.

 

You can get share bags of practically everything these days but not for walkers roast chicken. And what have they done with Worcester sauce and tomato walkers?!!!!

 

Nike Hurraches.

You’d think something like that would have been sorted out in the Geneva Convention or whatever..shocking.

 

Got a pair of these. there might be something wrong with me. But first thing I think of is which hoops will look good with these? And I thought of the bumblebee. I like 95s though, used to be 90’s when we were kids but since I wore my first air max 95’s I realised that they are the comfiest and the overall better trainers in my opinion.

 

Flavour conspiracy mate, certain ingredients are harder to maintain shelf life, tomato ketchup you can still buy in bulk but the quality is really poor. Walkers changed a lot of their recipes over the years, I think prawn cocktail went from the best crisp to now inedible with rank aftertaste

 

aye they’re getting rid of the E numbers and additives that were the flavour

 

I've noticed this too! Prawn cocktail defo not as good anymore.

 

I could eat six packets no problem back in the day but nowadays theres something really wrong with them. In Tesco i think, you get the big bags of prawn marie rose crisps. They are more like Tayto's prawn cocktail from Ireland. Much better tasting then walkers

 

Sniffer dogs.

 

I still eat them but they've went from a 10/10 to about a 6. Will check the ones you mentioned out!

 

When you get home from work, nice fresh rolls from the shop. Get the filling out, open it up. Get the butter out, open the lid.. Nae * lurpak left. Thanks for putting the empty tub back in. I'd consider a divorce over that. Raging. I litterly asked if we needed anything else for the rolls.

So off you go, back down the shop to get some. Low oil pressure comes on the car. Parked up. Don't drive warning. Wait hours to for the AA. Tell you what, celtic better win

 

Thinking you can go the distance
FFS, you’re no young anymore.
In Lanzarote,
Big hotel breakfast
Drink
Restaurant, calamari, sardines and crochets
More drink
Miss lunch in hotel (nae f*ckin wonder)
Mote drink.
So now off for a wee sleep to recharge the batteries for the game tonight.
Getting auld suck’s balls

 

@neilly1987 Banging!

 

@neilly1987

McCoys Sizzling King Prawn are the GOAT prawn cocktail crisps.

 

Was walking to the shops yesterday and I see's a lighter on the pavement, so I picked it up then I heard these girls from across the road shout "TRAAMP!!''
I knew they were shared houses opposite the shops so I shouted back ''AT LEAST I DON'T SHARE A BATH!!!''
I threw the lighter on the ground and it exploded and I walked off.

 

They are amazing!

 

Flies not being able to differentiate between glass & an open window, stubborn eejits.

 

Just flies in general. Realise they are natures bin men but they’re just manky *