need help wife cheating

I think my wife is cheating on me
I've never talked about this before, but I really need the boards advice on what could be a crucial decision. I’ve suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me.

The usual signs… Phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up.
My wife has been going out with the girls a lot recently although when I ask their names she always says, “Just some friends from work, you don’t know them.”

I always stay awake to look out for her taxi coming home, but she always walks down the drive. Although I can hear a car driving off, as if she has gotten out of the car round the corner. Why? Maybe she wasn’t in a taxi?

I once picked her cell phone up just to see what time it was and she went berserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone again and why was I checking up on her.

Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my wife I think deep down I just didn’t want to know the truth, but last night she went out again and I decided to really check on her.

I decided I was going to park my motorcycle next to the garage and then hide behind it so I could get a good view of the whole street when she came home. It was at that moment, crouching behind my bike , that I noticed that the valve covers on my engine seemed to be leaking a little oil.

Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it back to the dealer?
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Better takin it to a professional. Ideally a private detective who's got mechanical knowhow too. Try the yellow pages under 'Know Alls' and General Smart Arses.

Good luck. You cant be too careful with valve covers.

 

get a new bike!

 

save money and do it yourself old boy

 

ask the wifes new boyfriend if he knows how to fix them

 

A crusty old man walks into a bank and says to the teller at the window, "I want to open a * checking account."

To which the astonished woman replies, I beg your pardon, sir; I must have misunderstood you. What did you say?"

"Listen up, * it. I said I want to open a * checking account right now!"

"I'm very sorry sir, but we do not tolerate that kind of language in this bank."

So saying, the teller leaves the window and goes over to the bank manager to tell him about her situation.

They both return and the manager asks the old geezer, "What seems to be the problem here?"

"There's no friggin’ problem, dammit!" the man says; "I just won $50 million bucks in the * lottery and I want to open a * checking account in this * bank!"

"I see," says the manager, "and this * is giving you a hard time?

 

yeah let him help you to help ya self

 

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hahahaha you *! i was concerned for you hahahaha nice one!

 

GOTCHA

 

Tim i just hope for your sake the wife isn't up to any funny business :icon_mrgreen:

I never joke about stuff like that in case the missus is wae that burt reynolds lookalike daz man when im off at work.

 

Commentator's a spy!

 

i was going to write a big sympathetic comment cause i really thought your wife was cheating on you

 

lol,,

 

hah ye had me goin there

 

The second i saw "my motorbike" i thought bullshit lol.

 

if your gonny see her ,will u make sure it when im broadcasting ,,she gets in the way and wants to talk ,,

 

you.. motorbike??