Trivial Things That Annoy You Thread

People who feel the need to take to social media and warn others that the polis are at a certain location with speed cameras.

 

Every time I get the chance to watch a bit of the Olympics it’s gymnastics or kayaking that’s on.

 

Or that swimming present Rebecca Adlington. Always seems to be on the verge of bubbling over something

 

Celtic fans who haven’t been to a game since Charlie Tully was in the youth team who talk more about Rangers than they do Celtic

 

The girl who lives in the next room. Always arguing at someone and shouting. Sends my mind into negatives and my face gets all screwed up. Common sense tells me that it’s best that she barely knows I exist.

 

Poached eggs.

 

When my boy does a * in the toilet and forgets to clean the toilet brush fully!

 

Coming home from work and the olympics are on TV, she’s been watching all day and then the highlights as well!!!!

I admire a lot of the real sports and athletes, but sweet Jesus!

 

It'll have laid eggs in the nectarine. Then you'll have swallowed the nectarine. Que the bit out of alien when the spider like aliens burst out your stomach causing unspeakable pain and horror

 

Wife telling you that your slippers are an elf n safety and biological hazard. Women don’t understand these things, plenty of miles left in these bad boys.

 

Banksy. Just * off.

 

This ‘the republican on KDS’ patter on various transfer threads

 

That's actually tragic mate, the worst luck ever. I'd have PTSD and never eat a single fruit again tbh.

Edit: was likely a jumping spider maybe? I've seen plenty in the bananas I used to stack. All migrant spiders from Dominican republic and such places.

 

Australians who travel around Europe.

I have never consistently met a bigger shower of loud, obnoxious & disrespectful geebags in my life.

 

Sounds like a Tarot card reading would really cheer you up mate. What’s your starsign?

 

Spider season starting......helps get rid of any fruit flies quicksharp. But they are *
Especially the big ones.

Got a shout from my daughter cause there was a "tarantula" in the bath......now it was a big *. Usually put them outside but this was too big. Blasted it with the shower till it went down the plug hole. Then I went for a shower only to discover an even bigger one lingering in the shower curtain. * got a big fright. This one was * gigantic. Again shower blast down the plughole. Thus one scrambled about fir about 5 mins before the water got the better of it.....I don't like killing anything, even spiders, but these two were just too big to deal with.....there's no need like. Just * leave the house when u are told

 

Creepy ugly * but I've an immense respect for them. If you * up a spiders web, the spider probably thinks to himself ''this guys a *'' but he gets back to it, creating something which helps the ecosystem.
No complaining, he knows his place in the world and gets on with it. Any spider I see in my house gets a big welcome from me. Thy can do us no harm, where as flies, lets be honest, they are annoying and obnoxious.

 

Transfer rumours. I used to be on them like crazy, looking out for anything ITK. But as I've got older its dawned on me.
If we sign them they sign. A rumour or link is as good as your own fart, smells good for 2 seconds then the excitement evaporates into nothing.

 

Just watched last night's Match of the Day and can't believe they're all still at this 'taking the knee' nonsense. * sake...

 

When bbc announce that micah Richards will have a 'more prominent' role on motd this season.