Trivial Things That Annoy You Thread

Baynes CSC Loyal

 

Having no Scotch in the house

 

Used to be my favourite as a kid aside from monster munch flamin hot. Could eat 6 of a multipack in one go easy.
But I swear they have changed the recipe, now they are absolutely inedible and the aftertaste is sickening.
I play it safe now, salt and vin

 

To be fair, as soon as she told you they are not allowed shes basically in the clear and is looking at you now like a complete * who is asking the wrong person expected them to care about your sausage roll.
I've worked in retail, we give you basic service, if you are friendly we reciprocate. If you are being a * though, we had to find ways not to take it personally.

 

I got pink eye real bad. Not sure if someone farted on my pillow or what.
Actually think i caught it off my dad who had conjuntivitus.
Already told him ''you know how i know this is your fault?,, because under my eye is like an old mans eye''

 

Baynes is the business.

 

They wee cream hings sandwhiched between two pancakes are the business!

 

Steve * clarke

 

That IONOS bird is getting on my *

I would * wrap her head round with that “old skool shhcooter”

 

That stupid dance where people hold their nose and pretend to duck under water.

* OFF

 

Cracker

 

Politicians

 

Opinion polls. Takes all the fun out of it. Ten o'clock on polling day and they're telling you who's won.

 

Thats why Im moaning at Gregg. The high heed yin. Gregg.........an *. Allow your staff to heat up the pies ya madman

 

I have also worked in retail. Im not blaming the staff, Im blaming the policy. What a stupid * rule for a bakers. Thats my point. Who wants to eat hunners of cold * for their lunch. Cold Pies dont spring to mind when you think about eating out the bakers

 

I used to work on fruit and veg, one time this guy came up to me and pointed out how our price to weight ratio is unclear on our bags, can't remember his exact complaint but he was right and it was practically impossible to figure out how much you are buying.
He went on and on about it and I had to agree and play along but eventually I told him that the only problem is, every one of our shops does the same practice.
"yes but why? is what i'm asking, its ridiculous''.
Poor guy was unaware so i told him straight, they are after your money mate, even if it means blatantly confusing the * out of you. They will up the price first so they can drop it and tell you its 30% off,
"well, thats incredibly honest'' no mate being honest is not incredible. so i had to tell his naeive *, this is how it goes. These companies dont give a * about their customers really its all a front.

 

But people do buy from there so people are eating this cold stuff for their lunch or take a pack of 4 sausage rolls and heat them up. I get why you think it's odd, although a cold sausage roll is quite normal in my view. And let's be honest cheap pizza slices are best served cold and congealed.

 

I take it you’re not a social worker then ……

 

Nope

 

I was on your team till you said that.

Don't know how much tartar sauce I would need to make that taste good.

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