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Have you ever eat a cake naked?

Discussion in 'TalkCeltic Pub' started by cidermaster, Jun 17, 2024.

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  1. cidermaster Gold Member Gold Member

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    Just wondering?
     
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  2. Tim-Time 1888 Always look on the bright side of Life Gold Member

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    Yes and the details shall remain a secret and the pictures, if any :fear:, definetly will also :giggle1:


    Have you ever…. offered up a prayer as a plane is landing/taking off…
     
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  3. honda Gold Member Gold Member

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    Eating costco cake in bed naked right now. How did you know?
     
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  4. cidermaster Gold Member Gold Member

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    I've shoved an ice cube up my * because of ringsting, then woke up next morning and shat the bed

    Have you ever written something down, safe in the knowledge that you can delete it. Only to find that its too late and you've already said it?
     
  6. Bob Loblaw Gold Member Gold Member

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    Sometimes I think I’m an odd guy, and then I log on here for reassurance.
     
  7. Twisty Champions Again !!! Gold Member

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    Did it work ?

    Apart from the whole * the bed situation.
     
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    It helped me get to sleep that night. if only I had remembered I had popped one in there! Then I may have known that it was not a glorious fart that had been brewing, in fact there was likely a violent reaction within my gut due to the drastic change in temperature. All my own fault but you learn from mistakes, possibly someone here can benefit also. Get some cream or something instead
     
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  9. BigWilly Free Palestine and Ukraine Gold Member

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    Is there any other way to eat cake?
     
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  10. Cumbernauld Bhoy67

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    This is a tough question to answer Cider, will get back to you shortly.
     
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  11. Mr. Slippyfist

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    At least we know the secret ingredient to the icing on cider's cake.....
     
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    Yes

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    Coconut oil seems to be a winner when it comes to ring sting, you dont even have to put it inside, you just massage it around the hole.
     
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  14. Sean Daleer Free Palestine Gold Member

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    Don't make me look up the cake farts video.

    I'm not sure TC is ready for that these days.
     
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  15. Tim-Time 1888 Always look on the bright side of Life Gold Member

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    TBF it helped cure my love for chocolate cake…
     
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  16. Taz Blind Justice Gold Member News Writer

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    Next step is to eat your cereal with a fork.
     
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  17. cidermaster Gold Member Gold Member

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    Naked of course:84:
     
  18. Taz Blind Justice Gold Member News Writer

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    Naturally. Literally.

    After all, is there any other way? :p
     
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    You deserve to be fisted by Russian sailors.
     
  20. cidermaster Gold Member Gold Member

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    Said as you look in the mirror
     
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