Trivial Things That Annoy You Thread

The fact that I am posting in this thread Brits abroad thread at the same time is hilarious

 

The *. Just out a bath feeling fresh and boom .... the *

 

My sons school texting us yesterday morning at 7:53 saying they wouldn't be open due to strikes that day. Previously given us a week notice on other days.

 

off work with sore back but getting better, so decided to build a wee box shelf thing
F**k.... wish I hadn't, took my time and sailed through it until the last bit, stupid wee top bit of wood that wouldn't slot in... .
nearly took a hammer to it then realised the hardboard panel was upside down
F**K YOU IKEA.

 

Morrissey fans - lizard lipped *.

 

Orange *.

 

Private number plates.

 

Orange * with private number plates playing the Smiths.

 

Needing paper originals of documents I don't know where my dad's birth certificate is why is it not all online

 

The amount of Celebrity game shows on the TV, get paid 5 grand for appearing on the show yet win a measly £500 for the Priory Clinic.

Bring back Bullseye, here's best mates, Dave and Jack from a tower block in east London, do you want to risk your prizes of a pair of beer mats, £140, a 10 inch colour telly for tonight's mystery star prize! Aww shame you lost here's what you could have won, an 8 man tent!

Ffs the tents a brammer as well, you had one job Dave, answer questions and score 5 on the dart board! Mates in the pub for 53 years and you couldn't even score * 5.

 

People littering. The absolute height of ignorance. I think it mainly comes down to how the person was brought up though.

 

Litterbugs are absolute cretins. Anytime I see someone throwing the litter back in their car I have a chuckle to myself. Should start dishing out penalty points for it

 

There is just no need whatsoever to litter. Some folk just rip the wrapper off and simply chuck it to the floor. See if you are caught, I think the * should get some hours community service cleaning the streets.

 

Rap songs on the radio. What’s the actual point as most of it is dubbed. Just ruins the * song.


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People at work who always complain about feeling sick. One minute they’ve got a headache and the next they have some stomach virus. Anything to look for sympathy and a day off work

 

This trend of 'can I have your jersey' signs at the football or other sports. How about naw, go ti the shop and buy one like everyone else does ya * begger. Its no even a good effort, a shitly ripped box and felt tip pen.

 

I don't mind people going to the front and hoping they get handed something but it's almost an expectation that they should be given it. Yeah the efforts are * poor

 

Same goes for people who stand at airports and wait for celebrities with the expectations of getting pictures and numerous items signed. Don’t cry like a spoiled * when you get nothing

 

I'm scheduled to go in for a complete knee replacement soon M8. If this is what you had can you tell me how long it'll take to make a full recovery and just how painful was it as I'm * about it

 

Had a missed delivery note from Royal Mail posted last Friday and Saturday.

Arranged for it to be delivered to my local post office for today and it wasn't there, was told to come back tomorrow.

Kicker is I have no fecking clue what it is, I went 2 months back on my banking app and I haven't ordered anything