Trivial Things That Annoy You Thread

If your no humping Spain one minute then shiteing yersel about playing San Marino at home the next are you even Scottish!! Lol

 

* fleas that get right in your face when you're cutting the grass.

 

Celebrities.

Especially the ones that use TV interviews as some sob story, aww I've got cancer, aww my husbands got covid, boo * hoo. You think your the only * in the world with issues, you think my pal will get on the one show to tell everycunt he lost his mum, dad and sister in the matter of a week? Naw he got on with it. Self obsorbed *, half them naecunts even heard of either, oh I was a backing singer for a band in the 70s but got famous for * rich more famous *, but you need to hear my story. Naw!

 

Flat head screws. Just why?

 

Cos they're better than Phillips, I'd say.

Spot on about the celebrities, Noskeil. I also cannae go the ones talking about their new film/series where they try to give a deep, meaningful insight into their character. Fack off...

 

having a sore back.
aff work
struggling to walk 20ft
struggling to put on socks
struggling to wipe my *

just struggling with old age in general.

 

Was injured middle of March and still not back to work. Found out because I’m self employed, the £85 a week I get, has to be put down as income because I’m self employed. I’m going to be taxed on my sick pay…..*.

 

Aye being off sick/injured and the impact it has financially sucks man plus barely being able to do anything for yourself too.

 

It's the ones that pull the old sympathy game then get asked the question 'so when's the new book/film/song coming out?'

Aye I knew there was a reason, you fame *! Lol

 

Happy to help with the socks, but that’s it.

 

Man....that politics thread. I've been that bored at work I've got back to my 12 year ago self. I feel sorry for my wife.

But * I hate how much of a * I've became.
As soon as I learn to retain more bits of info (on a basical level like I do) I'm gonna rage again ahaha.

 

Hurting my ribs after being sick and struggling to breathe due to hypertension

 

People that need drink or any other substance to have a good time. Nothing worse when you are around people who just can’t have a good time that doesn’t turn out to be an absolute * show

 

Or people who bizarrely make your sobriety or lack of part of their ability to have a good time.
Never understood why it's such a big concern of theirs whether I have a drink or not.

 

Being told in detail about other peoples' dreams.
We were in ma grans' old house but it was actually the Eiffel Tower but it was definitely actually her house and your dad was there but it was actually Rick from Rick and Morty in the form of my old school teacher and we were being chased by a big monster and couldn't actually run. That kinda thing.

 

"Here watch this video, it's really funny"
23 minutes of "here it comes, you watching, you're not even watching, not this bit, here it comes" while watching you the entire time to see if you laugh and it's always something pure pish and unfunny like some influencer * chasing their partner with a water gun or something equally awful.

 

Last one for now.
Whenever me and my partner watch anything....
Oooh is that????
What else is he in??? What's this called??? What episode is it??? What series????
Pause it a min.
Straight on IMDB.... * do you know who that is????
Imagine that. Actors and actresses can be in different things, it's like it's their job or something.

 

How boring it is with there being no football.

 

Good calls there, neilly.
Youtube videos with a thumbnail that doesn't appear in the vid.

 

OK so it wasn't the last one.
Going to the shops do we need anything, here is the list on my phone that I've already shoved in your face numerous times stopping you in the middle of what you are doing to look at but I'm gonna read it out again and do a little description or reason behind why we need each individual item.
Come back from the shops and do a sort of live unboxing presentation,qvc style, showing me each item and describing it even though the list was seared into my brain and I know what an apple and a loaf looks like.
Then finally forgetting half of said * list.
Get me back to work ASAP man.