Trivial Things That Annoy You Thread

It was, watched it last night, loled and instantly thought of this post haha

 

Needed to get away on time but * hasn’t shown up yet

 

Learned from an early age the only person you can rely on is yourself, most * let you down without a care in the world.

 

Just came back on shift at Security gate this morning and was told the * fell asleep and was removed from site.

 

Instant karma!

 

* using umberellas to shade them from the sun.
Had a go at one of the * today. He said historically people often used shades when it was sunny.

So I told him they were paraslols and used by women. Are you a woman ? On seconds thoughts don't answer that last question, there's no way I'm getting into that in this heat.
But I still think your a *

 

People in massive cars that can't feckin drive. At school in Newton mearns the now pickin up granddaughter and there isn't a car below a q7 or x6 and no * consideration given by any of them to parking beside cars with car seats forr babys and so. Does my head in and they are supposed to be the better people ...my *

 

They say men drive big cars because they've got small *.

In my expeience most school runs are done by females, so it could be they have small fanies. Can you get me some phone numbers?

 

People buy bigger cars like suvs because they think it makes their family “safer” when in reality they are usually poor drivers and that’s even worse in an suv. Easier to roll over and harder to judge space and distances with all the blind spots.

 

Also pest birds like gulls that have way too much protection. They say that nesting birds can’t be moved and are protected but these birds are vicious and attack vulnerable people on a daily basis.

Need to start prioritising people and worker safety over some birds that spread diseases and cause actual bodily harm to people but uk laws will never surprise me

 

We've got a pair of seagulls that nest on the next door neighbours chimney, they were there last year. At the start they were ready to swoop but I told the Mrs to just talk to them, they proper accepted us to the stage they didn't even flinch after a few days. They had 3 chick's 1 died after a few days, 1 fell out of the nest after a few weeks and died in the gutter, the last one (we called Steven obviously!) That one jamp off the chimney onto the pitch of the house and walked about there for months, wouldn't fly or * all you could see the dad was getting * off with him. One day it just flew away and never returned, that night I went to the shop and aye there it was splattered all over the road. 0/3 they're back this year again hopefully they'll have more success lol

 

Banksey is having a exhibition in Glasgow to show off his * ''artwork''
is it really art if all your doing is spray painting onto stencils ?
give me a nice Picasso anyday.

 

reading between the lines, what I see here is a cry for help.
so to get rid of your seagull infestation do this.
1...start feeding the gulls so they come to trust you.
2...throw bits of bread into the air and have them swoop down to feed in the air.
3... go to shops and buy a tube of Alka Seltzer.
(you can see were this is going)
4...inbetween throwing bread into the air, throw up a alka seltzer and watch them explode, with foam blowing out off their mouths and their arses.
dosen't kill them,(unless they fall into the path off an oncoming truck) but will get rid off them.

best done with a few beers and a few mates.

your welcome

 

Watching Facebook videos of American cops abusing their power. Just shoot the *.

 

Waiting for a man you hated with every ounce of your being 7 days ago but now realise you love with all your heart

 

Canny have a wee 2 minute scroll on twitter to kill a bit of time, without that Suella Braverman's ugly face popping up. Absolute slug of a human being and a hideous * to boot. * off.

 

* head car and van drivers who don’t know the new rules of the road for pedestrians.
Stepped out at junction where pedestrians have priority and * in car accelerated so as he passed, police pulled him over.
Serves * right.

 

The biggest issue with these birds is they are destroying natural wildlife. Protected near extinct species are being killed by the masses by the gulls and not to mention how they attack people and destroy businesses too.

But due to some bureaucratic reasons people don’t want to allow pest controllers to do what is essential and cull them.

 

Watching Scotland play.....