Trivial Things That Annoy You Thread

Celtic fans on social media apologising for the Douglas Ross banner

 

I generally oppose the use of VAR, but on this occasion it was the correct decision.

 

On the beach advert. Should drown that fat kid in the pool.

 

When you’ve not zipped your hoody up properly and the zip nips your neck

 

Bring back John Peel.

 

Fekkin hate when they do that .. bawbags !!

 

You can stick one of these dating shows and likes of love island on for 2 minutes and some utter * will be saying the word 'explore' over and over..

It's all you hear. 'It's something I'd like to explore'.....or 'we should'..

Nothing about any of them. Generation of buzzword rats..

 

Plenty of them about in real life as well. Half them all turkey teeth, eyebrows done and tanned up to the max but punting gear as if they’re wee gangsters

Soon as somecunt pressures them they’re folding.

 

100%. Have a wee spin at their pal's decks and start calling their selves dj's..

Everything about them fake. Even their patter..

All those * are always the most shook ones as you say

 

Went to the dentist for a check up, was told I needed fissure seals. 30 minutes of pain later, she sends me on my way, says its precautionary. Now, a fortnight later, I'm having trouble with two of the teeth she worked on. One I can barely chew with. They were * fine before - just paid £100 to have toothache.

 

That's twice I've stuck Sportscene on this weekend just after our games been on..

 

Dentists are pretty notorious for recommending procedures that aren’t actually needed from my experience. I was given these pop-in braces to “fix” an overbite when I was 12. Had to wear them 24/7 bar when I was eating. Not only were they horridly uncomfortable, the position they tried to bring my bottom jaw to didn’t allow my teeth to close properly onto eachother. My front 2 teeth would close onto my bottom tenth all lined up and there was a gap between all of my other top-bottom “matches”

Just utterly pointless.. what’s wrong with a little overbite * knows. Binned them after a few months..

 

I went to a dentist who said I needed a route canal but she couldn't do it but their private specialist could for £700 and this would need a private crown for £2500. Said no, can't afford it. Went to another dentist who happily did it all on NHS costs.

 

Used to have a wee mouse living under my bed in my work accomadation, used to feed him crisps and biscuits, he never left droppings anywhere so thought whats the point in getting rid of him if hes not causing any hassle, probaly been living under that bed before a ever set foot in it, a wee moose for company, is better than no company during a dark cold night in the Scottish Highlands.

 

Hate hearing the new generation of neds giving it the Black London talk all calling each other blood and fam.

 

When someone walks uninvited into reception room were the wedding reception is going to take place and takes a picture of the wedding cake before bride and groom have even seen it.
If she hadn’t been a friend of my wife I would have thrown the * out.
Spoiled what was otherwise a wonderful day.
That was almost 16 years ago but still rankles so probably not trivial.

 

Men wearing flip flops in scotland. Like the white thong ones.

As soon as the sun comes out, it'll be the start of May, and theres always some bell end swaggering around asda, with shorts on, faked tanned up and wearing these white thong flip-flops.

You just want someone with a big * heavy trolley to run over his foot and break a couple of toes. That'll teach him