Post something you learned today

positively can do all the things that make us - Laugh and cry.

 

Sofolagy besides having * furniture are at the madam now. If you are buying sofas they do not charge a minimum fee.theyou charge £15 per seat on the sofa
As in a 3seater is charged at £45 2 seater £ 30 so for the 2 settees will cost you £75 to be delivered robbing *

 

Learned I should go to a barbers rather than try and cut my own hair.

Shaved all my hair off earlier, kinda by accident. The clip was set at no7, but somehow dislodged and took a chunk of hair out at no1. Looked ridiculous so had to take the plunge and go for a no1 all over.

Feels weird as * and I look like a monk. Bird says I look like a grape.

 

Danny Trejo is 74.

 

I learned today that by believing an MP to be utterly inept, devoid of loyalty, not true to their supposed roots and just believing that they are arseholes and I want them deselected it makes me antisemetic!

There you go.

 

That Finnish soldiers in the Winter War with Russia had so little food or supplies for months on end they resorted to eating dead Russian soldiers.
Zoiks.

 

Really, first thing that came to mind was that film Alive with the plain crash and to survive they had to eat the dead bodies

 

Meant plane not plain spelling is not my strong point

 

'Let's eat the pilots they got us into this mess' what a truly awful movie though think it was based on a true story

 

Well that tops some of the stuff the residents of Stalingrad ate during the siege.

 

Don't let people bully you stand up for yourself .The boss in work said the other day watch u don't end up on the floor with no teeth cause my trackies were ripped at the bottom .Done the c--t when he came into work the next day * collapsed face went white hahahahha chinned the c--t .The way he was talking though statements lucky I didn't get the jail chicken .

 

The Polish buly b-----s boss thinks he's a hard man but he's really a chicken and been put in his place .

 

I learned today that Paris St Germain have the highest average ticket price of any club in Europe at 86.90 Euro just edging out Chelsea by 20 cents at 86.70 Euro

 

Here is something I want to learn today... What is the end credits song to DC's Doom patrol?

 

Yes it was based on a true story, the actual crash bit in the film had me terrified probably because I don't do aeroplanes, or anything that involves heights

 

That Francis Ford Coppola is Nicolas Cage’s uncle.

 

Since 2008 the iconic London black cab has been built in China.

 

They are making cars now with no indicators

 

Learned this on Saturday no today.

So I watched The EFL On Quest on Saturday night and after it "Al Murray's Great British Pub Quiz" was on. ( Which was pretty much exactly as you would imagine it would be. I only managed to watch 5 mins). During that time Barry off of Eastenders did explain why £500 is referred to as a monkey.

Apparently when Brit soldiers came back from India they had been paid over there and brought the money back and on the 500 rupee note there was a picture of a monkey and from there it became commonly used.

I don't know if there are alternative theories.