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MAFIA 39 - THE OMEN

Discussion in 'Competition Corner' started by Mr. Slippyfist, Oct 23, 2018.

Discuss MAFIA 39 - THE OMEN in the Competition Corner area at TalkCeltic.net.

  1. Mr. Slippyfist

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    You weren't complaining when I was smelling your *...
     
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  2. Marie Bookmaker

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    Word has it that he had the best climax he's ever had.
     
  3. Mr. Slippyfist

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    Only because I sneezed.
     
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  4. Spring Time Gold Member Gold Member

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    That can’t be right surely he would have two shoes.

    Looks a ball ache right enough.
     
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  5. Dazza

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  6. CheGuevara

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    Just noticed we started. JC must be scum. JC is always scum
     
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  7. Marie Bookmaker

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    V is always scum as well!
     
  8. Spring Time Gold Member Gold Member

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    See you’re using the old scattergun approach.
     
  9. Marie Bookmaker

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    Just stating facts!

    OK....not entirely truthful and seeing as they were given random roles they may well be town....but....they are almost always scum :p
     
  10. Marie Bookmaker

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    I see you're using your normal filler post approach come to think of it.
     
  11. Spring Time Gold Member Gold Member

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    VOTE MARIE
     
  12. Mr. Slippyfist

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    HOLD THE POSTING FOR A MINUTE PLEASE....
     
  13. Mr. Slippyfist

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    Cena had just made his way back from confession. He's spent the last 3 hours there saying hail mary's as punishment for touching himself inappropriately to visions of semi-naked men in spandex covered in olive oil grappling each other.

    Walking past a public toilet, he decided to go for a *. Whilst in the cubicle, he noticed a wee hole in the wall. On closer inspection he saw what he thought was a wee japanese man looking through the peephole.

    "Who's there?" asked Cena

    "Oh, no one but a very naughty boy..." replied the voice

    "Naughty? Or Devilish?"

    "Oh, if that's what you're looking for, then I'm the Devil hee hee!"


    Upon hearing this, Cena quickly wiped his * from back to front, pulled his robe back on and whipped a rusty old blade from his undergarment.

    "To * with you demon! Send my regards to your TRUE FATHER!"

    And at that, Cena poked the wee Japanese devil in the eye!

    Cena walked out of the cubicle, then began to shriek in horror asking * to forgive him.

    It wasn't a wee Japanese Damien, it was Winter Time's * end poking through a glory hole.

    Winter lay bleeding to death from the crotch, whilst Cena ran like * without even giving him the last rights.

    Winter died, Winter was......


































    Brother Benito - one of the holders of the Daggers of Mediggo.



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  14. Marie Bookmaker

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    Ffs

    Unvote

    Why Winter @Cena?
     
  15. JC Anton Get yer, hats, scarfs badges & tapes

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    So Cena * it then?
     
  16. Marie Bookmaker

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    Yeah, looks like it....if he is Town
     
  17. JC Anton Get yer, hats, scarfs badges & tapes

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    @Cena you need to do some talking mate..
     
  18. Cena Never Give Up Gold Member

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    I had a day vig that I had to use on day one and winter generally annoys me in these games so I used it on him

    Couldn't have possibly killed a worse person though I admit that
     
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    Pretty much confirms you as town at least, can't really hold you to blame if you have to take a day 1 shot as that's total guesswork really and tough to get right. I don't think summers role was all that special anyway
     
  20. Cena Never Give Up Gold Member

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    It was also x1 so I'll no be going round stabbing anyone else