Dorus de Vries

* * them stats are grim.

 

* useless, he's one of those keepers who flaps any time someone shoots from distance. Zaluska was the same, mind when he first started getting a game he conceded about 3 freekicks, Allan McGregor was the same at the huns as well conceding allsorts from freekicks or outside the box. Must be something wrong with keepers like that considering they should be the easiest saves to make.

Get rid of the * in the summer.

 

That is a * disgrace..

I knew it'd be bad as he genuinely barely saves a shot and this confirms just how utterly pish he is. Doesn't come off his line for crosses. Looks a midget and his kicking is garbage..

Even despite all that, his "whit me" face is worse than Efe's ever was and probably the most annoying thing about him..

Donkey De Vries will never leave him..

 

When a guy is scoring from the away dugout, you know he's a diddy..

Worse than Marshall, Gould, Kerr and Douglas..

Tinpot club..

 

He could have taken the shot into his hands, scuffed it for the corner.

I also feel he could have done better at the header, it wasnt aimed in the corner it was just to the side of him, I appreciate the speed it was coming at him though.

But that 2nd goal by * that’s atrocious goalkeeping. Directly responsible for 2 of the goals.

 

We have 2 important games coming up and can't have this clown in goals, players will be taking shots from everywhere. I would play Bain against the sheep so that he has a game before the huns.

 

To be fair we could’ve had * slenderman in goal and still conceded that much.

 

Being honest he is a decent backup keeper,We need to buy a first choice goalie in summer though as don’t think Gordon would have done much better last night

 

To be fair to gordon i honestly think he would have saved the 3 of they goals last night

 

our keeper situation is infecting our defensive situation.

In a Celtic jersey he has been nothing short of a horrific keeper.

Also the claim of a “knuckle ball” is pathetic, it was straight at him.

 

He needs his eyesight tested. I would have saved that goal last night and i've not had goalie gloves on since I was about 10.

To me it seems harder to let in than to save, you could put anyone on the line there and their natural reaction would be to stick up a hand and stop the ball. This * balloon jumped up in the air and twisted his body as if he was dodging bullets in the matrix while trying to save a ball he could have * headered away if he wanted to.

 

This. At the worst the 3rd one goes in, cant help lustigs positioning. Gordon is a far better keeper than people think. Yes his passing is risky, but i believe thats to do with rodgers and he wants to be this amazing passer for the manager. Even de gea lumps it when unsafe. Its a hard task changing when your older. Atleast he saves some incredible shots.

 

Has Gordon ever conceded a freekick for us? out all the games hes played now probably 150 fucknos I never remember a freekick being scored into him.

Yesterday when Zenit got a freekick, before they'd even scored I remember talking about how De Vries was * from long distance and worried about someone scoring(then the stupid * went on to concede that 2nd goal) but i've never been worried about Freekicks with Gordon in goals as I dont ever remember someone scoring one into him.

 

Aye in the europa league couple seasons back. Salzburg but by * it was some * strike. Infact if thats what beat slow D no * would have moaned, it was sensational, which is what a free kick or long shot should be to go in. Not down the middle.

 

Look, Gordon has his limitations but I am really happy with his contribuitions and commitment. I want us to sign a goalkeeper better than him, but I am really thankful for all he did and could still do. There is an ocean between Gordon and Dorus de Vries, it's impossible to compare both.

 

First save he should have catched but he put it out for a corner which they scored from they should still defend it but even then his reactions are like a old man, the second goal is just a joke his reactions are really slow

 

I agree the Kilmarnock goal was worse but he should have saved

 

1 out of 2 shots go in. Show another keeper statistically who has been worse? There is none.