Trivial Things That Annoy You Thread

You’re probably two stone heavier today bud!

 

Or became diabetic?

If not already...

Isn’t being diabetic not a prerequisite of being Scottish though?

 

Sounds like me on a daily basis, although I'm baked 90% of the time so I've got an excuse

 

Aye, you Ulster-Scots, what are you like!

 

I made a point of not weighing myself today because 0.1 LB heavier then my stupid brain would use that as an excuse to just go balls out again today

I eat extremely healthy 5/6 days of the week, eggs,nuts, chicken, salads, veg

It’s usually stress related tbh but as soon as I get so much of a taste of something sweet.... it’s like a dam being burst open

Take away the protein bars and all that was consumed in under two hours

Strangely enough in my weed smoking days I wasn’t that bad for pigging out, would eat crap food but not a lot of it.

 

Truck drivers (well some of them)nearly taken out by one at 03:30 this morning,not a soul on the 2 lane motorway,100m away from the truck and he swerves into the fast lane,probably eating a sandwich,changing the channel on TV or wanking or possibly all three at the same time.

Car Drivers (Part time Motorway drivers)-* that don't know how to drive on the Motorway in general,drive with the main beam on coming towards you and won't switch them off for anyone,* that drive with the front and bag foglamps on even on the clearest of nights or even worse when there is a bit of rain,twats that insist on staying in the middle or fast lane even when the road is empty ,you slow right down then 5 minutes later they move over.* that swerve across lanes then you pass to find they are on the phone,* that reduce their speed to about 50km/h as they are on their phone.
I cam across all the above on numerous occasions this morning on a hour and a half journey,it's actually unbelievable how many times I see this behaviour.

 

Yeah I’m the same, try and be as healthy as possible and fast a bit and all that, but as soon as a bag of crisps comes into the equation that’s it. I’ll end up having a whole 6 pack without realising!

 

Do you mean Gutties?

 

Drivers that don’t know how to drive round a corner, the road between where I live and Glasgow is cracking to drive but so many * speed up on the straight to slow down to 30/40 every corner, drives me mad.

Lane hogging * on the motorway as well with zero awareness, always some old guy or a woman in a vauxhall zafira sitting in the fast lane at 60.

 

Coming down with flu the day before starting a brand new job.

 

Weekends and holidays bring the worst drivers onto the motorways,not used to it I suppose.
Drivers who turn their heads and talk with their hands towards the passenger next to them,just no need.

 

Do you mean this Iona

 

I wish!

 

Delle Alli, *

 

The Argentinian rugby team playing the * English on armistice day.