MAFIA EPISODE XVI: THE MAFIA EMPIRE STRIKES BACK

Och away ye go. I had two hours left on a deadline on a saturday night.

Any vote out there is a total guess, so it was 50/50 on whether or not I got one right.

* yoda anyway, wee green rapist * (sorry eddie ).

Anyway, moving swiftly on....

Vote: Idioteque

 

You were also saying from early on you thought Eddie was one of your main suspects.

 

Lol thats majority. Quickest lynch ever

Lock Please

 

Done

 

Thread open for Obaf to post

 

Day 3

Idioteque creaked his way across the Hoth wasteland, unfeeling against the bitter cold and blasting wind, his thundering footsteps causing snow to avalanche down the nearby mountain crags.

Through the blizzard, black dots began to appear all around the horizon. One, then two more, five, eight, nine! The lasers began to rain like a Pink Floyd concert - Idioteque was completely surrounded in a snowspeeder ambush.



"How the * did we not find this beast before??" Deebo called.

"I guess that's what we get for putting Jar Jar in charge," lamented Dazza.

The lasers did little to pierce his iron hull.

"Go for the legs," Summer instructed. Keano and Aidan released their tow cables and hooked Idio's legs, then began to encircle the metal behemoth in opposite directions. The hog-tied colossus collapsed into the snow, and Che dropped a bomb directly into its cockpit window. It ignited in a spectacular explosion.

Idioteque was an AT-AT - Mafia Strongman



It is now night. Those with night actions please send

Lock please

 

Open @obafgkmlt

 

Night 3

The mysterious man wandered through the streets of Mos Eisley, trying to find the Cantina. He needed a stiff drink, and a well-paying job. He turned a corner and found himself in the bazaar, harangued by hawkers from every angle.



"Desert Dairy! Your local supplier of blue milk!" "Finest bantha fur rugs, best prices in the galaxy!" "Wanna buy some death sticks?"

He grew increasingly irritated fighting through the crowd. Finally, he could see the exit. He tried to make a break for it...but found himself falling flat on his face.

"Who was that??" he shouted as he rose. He was answered by a pitiful glowing stare from the tiny cloaked figure sprawled on the ground. "U-uttini?"

"Worthless little creature," he spat, before shooting Deebo in the face and shoving his way out of the crowd.

Deebo was a Jawa - Vanilla Town


MEANWHILE

The Millennium Falcon landed in the junkyard, and Han and Tim-Time stepped out.



"I've got a shipment of 'parts' for delivery," Han winked at the dealer. "Ah, right on time; let me just get the cash and I'll come out and take a look," the dealer replied, before disappearing into the back of the shop.

"This kind of payment and we'll be set for a good while, my friend," said Han. Tim growled in agreement.

Except the dealer didn't return - three hooded figures stepped out from the door behind the counter. "Your luck has reached an end, Solo," quipped the one in the middle as they drew their lightsabers.

"Lets beat it!" shouted Han, turning to escape. Tim roared in protest and stood between the three men and Han. "Chewie, no..." Tears started to well in Han's eyes. Tim turned his head to Han and growled reassuringly. Han lingered a second, then turned and ran back to the Falcon.

Tim thrust his arms out and roared in challenge at the assailants. The first came, and he swiftly dodged and knocked him out with a firm furry punch to the temple. The second lunged, and Tim grabbed his arm, snapping it like a toothpick.

But Tim didn't notice the third had edged around the shop during the commotion, and he turned to find a lightsaber blade embedded in his stomach. He groaned gutturally, then collapsed.

The murderer gathered his unconscious friend, and he and his broken comrade hobbled back to their ship. "* wookiees," he groaned.

Tim-Time was Chewbacca - Town Jailkeeper


FINALLY

On Coruscant, a man returned home to his apartment, exhausted. "What a day," he sighed.

"What a day indeed," answered a voice from the darkness.

"You scum! How did you get in here?" he snarled at the unwanted visitor.

"Me, scum? No. This galaxy has no place for scum like you," answered the voice, before the room was lit by the drawn lightsaber.

The man couldn't get a hand to his blaster before the intruder, in one fluid motion, cleanly removed his head and sliced him in two at the waist. Satisfied, he spat on the pieces of the corpse, and left.

The next day, the murderer made his way through the slums of Coruscant. He passed grimy stalls, passed out junkies, and the man from last night in an alley.



He stopped, and his heart leapt into his throat. "Was that...??" He did a double-take back down the alley, and sure enough, it was the man he sliced in three last night, speaking with a shadowy stranger. The stranger pointed in his direction, and the man who should've been dead turned to look...but the murderer had already disappeared.

Remaining:

Keano88
borobob
Dazza
Mr. Slippyfist
SUMMER TIME
CheGuevara
JC Anton
V For Vendetta
ourdaywillcome!
Taz
Scotia
Aidan O'Shea

With 12 remaining, it takes 7 to lynch

Deadline Tuesday at 5pm

 

I tried to post this before the thread closed.

A very Yoda like post...

However, Yoda is dead and it ain't V.

Due to the post above, I believe.

I think both Minty and I were thinking similar after V's above post and V knew Minty would click on to him after Yoda was killed - which is why he killed Minty imo anyway.

 

2 very strong Town players down in that night phase.

We NEED to get a bad guy here.

 

Well slippy, you're off the hook. The worst move award goes to idio for claiming to be jabba the hut when he wasn't...

In regards to the night kills
Minty suspected me
Deebo suspected V
Tim suspected che

 

Glad we got Idio but I am totally baffled by the last part of that write up.

 

Who benefits most from Minty's death? Who was he most suspicious of?

Dazza and Che..

 

Looks like a failed SK hit.. we must have two..

 

Or a townie killed the wrong man

 

I am confident I could have defended myself against minty so wouldn't have felt the need to take him out. As you say that would only draw attention to me

The only reason minty suspected me is because I said slippy should have killed idio. As we all know that would have been beneficial for town

 

That's a possibility..

 

Do you thing that V is a serial killer? We must have mafia, maybe a vigilante and probably an SK in the game for three attacks to happen.

 

That wasn't the only reason..

 

Could have two SKs..