[Mafia] Mafia 12- Winter is coming

Day 1 ​

As the morning broke in Celtsvile the sun was barely visible, the days grew shorter and the weather took a turn for the worse, the clouds grew darker and the wind began to hasten. With sightings of dead people walking amongst the living appearing in the surrounding areas, the good folk of Celtsvile gathered around their town hall wondering what the * was going on. After the recent town victory's over the mafia scum, the town where confident of ousting any problem that came their way. However, with the weather getting worse they couldn't afford to rest on their Peter Lawwell's, they new if the mafia came back for another crack at the city they might not be able to hold it now that the threat came from not only the mafia, but also the white walkers. Greenman, Keano and Dazza stood around in the hall debating what the best plan of action would be, would it be to lynch someone who had offered little in the towns defence in the past and try rid the town of scum early on? Or would it be wiser to wait and see if the Mafia slipped up.

Meanwhile Cena was sat in the corner, his face expressionless, he was thinking back to the week before where he and his old pal Ser David of house Cameron the first of his name, had been sticking there knobs into dead animals for good crack, David stuck his into a dead bear that Scotia had killed previous to that week, Cena on the other hand was more daring and went into the sea and picked out a piranha, he smashed the fish onto a near by rock and shouted over Ser David and now Slippery who had joined then, Cena pulled his trousers down and turned around to slippery showing him his party sausage, slippery looked away in disgust and laughed, as Cena turned back around to penetrate the fish's mouth it jumped up and bite his * off, Cena screamed in agony and Slippery turned around and threw the fish and Cenas * back into the sea.

While Cena was day dreaming, more members gathered from kings landing into the town hall, Che, The Ira, and Aidan had all entered the hall and said that while Cena sat in the corner doing nothing, he was pretty much helping the mafia they all thought. "ENOUGH" Keano shouted, he has * us over before, not again. Keano drew his sword and pointed it towards Cena, "You * dickless *, you lack a * and a spine and are no friend of the town" Cena awoke from his day dream and begged for mercy and Keano, Dazza, Scotia, Greenman, Eddie and Deebo all marched towards him swords in hand. As Cena tried to make a run for it Slippery grabbed him by the neck and pinned him down, "ready for penetration you mafia *?" Slippery passionately shouted. As Slippery bent Cena over, Deebo grabbed a log from the fire near by and brought it over, the flame still glowing off the end of the log, he demanded Cena be turned over by the others and burnt alive in hope the burning would be a sort of offering to the lord of light who in return would grant them good weather again. Deebo put the log towards Cena's crotch and rammed it up the hole where his * used to be, Cena screeched in agony and the fire went though his body and into his stomach where he burnt alive from the inside. The others watched on, some looked away in disgust, others like Dazza and Obaf stroked there * and balls wondering what it would be like to be a dickless deadman, maybe they would find out.

Once Cena's body was nothing more than a black dickless corpse, Che looked upon his body thinking maybe sticking you * into a dead animals mouth isn't too bad, as the idea popped into his head he saw a card laid on the floor next to Cena's body, he knelt down and picked it up, turning it around it said























Cena was Town. But he wasn't just any town, he was the "Unlucky Townie" also known as Theon Greyjoy.


10 Votes for Cena- Dazza, Slippery, JC, Eddie, Che, Deebo, Greenman, Scotia, Keano, Idioteque


It is now night time, those with night actions please send me them.

Sorry Cena, end of the line for you pal!

 

Thread opened but no posting until @V For Vendetta says so.

 

Night 1 ​

Following Cena’s dramatic death, the subjects of Celtsville realised they had a difficult task on their hands ousting the vermin that is the mafia. Eddie, The Ira, Idioteque and Minty decided the best bet to get over Cena’s death was to visit the local brothel so off they went, The Ira along the way told them all a story about the one time he’d gone to a local brothel and ended up buying a horse which he would suck off and spit the * out into a bucket and give it to his loyal subjects in the town he owned. As they entered the brothel they found Che, Obaf and Tim-time already there, Tim had a pair of * stained knickers in his hands which he kept sniffing and saying how they reminded him of his wife’s cooking, while Che still debated would * a dead burnt corpse actually be pretty satisfying, and went off to ask the brothel owners how much it would cost to set someone on fire and * their body.

Obaf on the other hand felt his balls filling up and dragging along the floor and he needed to get it all out, so he went off and looked for a girl to stick his pork sword into. While looking, he stumbled across a women sat in the corner, blonde hair, green eyes, * the size of Bobo Baldes heed and a nose like Jonny Hayes, but that wasn’t what attracted him to her the most, it was the fact she was reading a book about solar eclipses and the moon. Obaf sat down next to the women and before he could say a word the women said “Lick my *” Obaf a man with dignity replied “did you no there was a solar eclipse the other day?” So off they went into the room next door. Once the door closed behind them things started to get hot and heavy, the women removed her clothes Obaf pushed her down and proceeded to start licking her axe wound out, after several seconds the door opened and closed loudly, before Obaf or the women could look up the sound of a sword being unsheathed echoed across the room and the women’s throat was slashed. Obaf turned around and to his horror saw the face of a person he considered a friend, “Why, why do this?” he said, the figure stood above him simply replied “Did ya see Paddy Roberts signed for Celtic today” Obaf sat confused thinking what the * is a Celtic and Paddy is a * a * name the man stood above him turned him around and forced his head up the dead girls minge, once Obaf’s full head was inside the man didn’t stop the pushing, first his left arm, then his right, before long Obaf’s torso was inside the women, Obaf couldn’t breath and couldn’t believe that the women had a half-eaten pizza stuck up her *, before long Obafs full body was inside the women. Suffocating on the smell of Pizza * Obaf tried to burst his way out the women’s stomach but before he could get his head out of her belly the figure thrust his sword though her chest and into Obafs stomach. The women was then sown up and Obaf was trapped inside her body. The flew open and slammed shut and Obaf began to bleed out and choke inside a womens body, the only way out would be to proceed to give birth to himself, however Obaf felt a shiver, the womens body suddenly became cold and it turned from suffocation to hypothermia, the sound of a the window inside the room being swiftly opened and then shut, Obaf who was on his last breaths could hardly feel anything due to how cold it had got all of a suddon, before he could take his final breath and thoughts of space and how interesting the moon is, another spear flew up the womans * and into Obaf’s, poor Obaf was finally dead.

Some hours later, the rest of the surviving members of Celtsville entered the room, at first they thought the women was rather fat, but Minty pointed out that there was a huge scar across her chest. Not one to * about, Scotia drew his dagger and cut the womens chest open and as he did Obafs head popped out along with a card. Scotia a man who fears nothing stood looking over his dead comrade and some random women while Aidan picked up the card that had fallen out of Obafs pocket which read…..












A man has no name... Obaf was

But he wasn't just any town, Obaf was the faceless man known as, Jaqen H ghar or better known to common folk "The Town Vigilante"

Sorry @obafgkmlt, no three names for you my friend, A man has no life left...

16 remain, winter draw's ever closer... NEXT DEADLINE IS TOMORROW 9PM
Takes 9 to lynch.

Valar Morghulis...

 

Alive..
@The IRA
@CheGuevara
@Deebo67
@Keano88
@Scotia
@Aidan O'Shea
@Minty
@Mr. Slippyfist
@Eddie The Bhoy
@JC Anton
@borobob
@Dazza
@Tim-Time 1888
@The Greenman67
@Idioteque
@ourdaywillcome!

Vote Count
GreenamnX1 Aidan

Takes 9 to lynch

 

* *. Obaf didnae half give himself away. It was obvious what his role was and what power he would have. Crazy.

And what a * way to die for Cena

 

V you need help mate, that write up...

Not a great start, but having been in the end game with Cena a few times, it might not be so bad in the longterm..

* to lose Obaf as he had power role and is an astute player, however we would been reliant on him getting his kill(s) correct, so he may have taken out one of us by mistake.

Surprised there was only one kill tbh, need to try and get the next one right..

 

Sorry mate where did Aidan cast for Greenman?

 

* * V I think you need to lay off the mind altering drugs

 

The write ups add to the drama

 

What goes on in your mind V?

 

Sorry mate was that not the previous day?

 

We need to lynch Keano.

Vote Keano

 

Can you say why?

 

Vote count
KeanoX1 Minty

 

Firstly that's some write up V its a belter man

Right, was away most of yesterday come home and Cena has been lynched, based pretty much on people having a giggle and we are now down a power role as well now ffs.
The way i see this is we started with 18 players so I would reckon we have 5/6 mafia to find again. What does everyone else think ?

How did he give himself away, far less make it obvious he was a power role .. or is this a case that you have just given yourself away ...

How ? or have you just given yourself away ... or are you just shaking tree's as well here ?

 

V think you're having too much fun mate

Obaf how can you go from playing a blinder last game to that

And theons a * anyway so not fussed about that

 

The IRA have been too inactive for a while now..

 

Ok I still think we should look at inactivity and I think @The IRA amd @borobob have contributed the least..

@Minty hasn't elaborated on his vote for @Keano88?

I won't be on til this evening so will have another look at the inactive then, or if Minty comes up with a rationale..

 

I don't think you have to be Sherlock Holmes to deduce that he twice referred to himself as "A Man". For anyone that watches the programme then it is a dead giveaway. You might want to read the thread