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Best comment you've heard in the crowd

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  1. JC Anton Get yer, hats, scarfs badges & tapes

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    :smiley-laughing002:
     
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  2. Free the Adblock Gold Member Gold Member

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    how many of these are true ? :smiley-laughing002:
     
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  3. Jax Teller

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    Few years ago at parkhead against hearts sittin right behind the goals think we horsed them about 5-0, jamie mcdonald in goals right in front of us when a pished guy about 3 rows behind us gets up and starts singin

    Old mcdonald had a farm ee-aye-ee-aye-oh
    And on that farm he let in GOAAALLSSSS!!!
    Ee-aye-ee-aye-oh

    Mcdonald turned around and let out a wee chuckle so at least he seen the funny side :56:
     
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  4. packybhoy Administrator Administrator

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    Was in the Jungle, centenary season. Anton Rogan was getting pelters of this bloke behind us. He wasn't playing great. But even if he was this guy didn't like him. He was a *. A useless *. Not fit to wear the jersey etc. continued into the second half until I went up and told the guy. Mate do you wanna give it a rest. That's Antons brother I'm standing with. Guy told me to get to * and wouldn't believe me. So I brought Rogans Young bro over to him to show him Rogans European shirt he was wearing with number on the back. Eventually convinced the guy felt like * and couldn't apologise enough.
     
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  5. StPauli1916 Gold Member Gold Member

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    JC ANTON !
     
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  6. JC Anton Get yer, hats, scarfs badges & tapes

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    It was a tough day fir all the family...


    One of many..:54:


    :smiley-laughing002:
     
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  7. vortex666

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    Celtic v killie few years ago sutton larsson up front ..sutton chasing closing down like a mad man chasing the ball from 18 yard line from one side to the other then chased guy all way back to half way line and back to there box .forcing them to play a long ball to which the ball is booted back down field sutton out of breath .we old guy behind me shouts "* sake sutton ya lazy * yer off side ya clown " i never laughed so much at a game ever:smiley-laughing002:
     
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  8. Paul67 Administrator Administrator

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    There was a guy who sat in front of us the year we played our home games at Hampden, and every time Brian O'Neill (sure it was him) touched the ball he would jump to his feet and shout "You're a * ya *, you're getting it". Every single game without fail.

    We just assumed O'Neill had upset the * in some way. :icon_mrgreen:
     
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  9. Mr Shelby Moderator Moderator Gold Member

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    Heard too many to remember, to be honest.

    Not all of them are funny as such but just plain stupid, * thinking they know everything there is to know and making the subs from their seat etc.

    One of the funniest ones though was when Ki was coming across to take a corner, we were struggling to score and delivery had been * all game. The guy stands up and shouts "Come on tae * Noodles, bit ae quality here!"

    'Noodles' :56:

    I always find it funny as well when some boy has a clear vendetta against the one player. Guy that used to sit near me always used to say "aw fur * sake don't gee it to him" whenever Izaguirre got on the ball. :56:
     
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  10. Celtic_renard News Writer News Writer

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    At the Rennes game a few years ago the guy sitting behind me had obviously been observing James Forrests running style in the opening minutes and midway through the first half just shouted "HAUL JAMES FORREST YE LOOK LIKE A PENGUIN, WADDLE WADDLE YA WEE *". I was * myself for a good 10 minutes after that and he continued it throughout the whole match asserting that James Forrest was infact a penguin. To be fair to the guy, after closer inspection, I can see where he's coming from although, "you're a penguin," wouldn't be my go to line.
     
    Celtic_renard, Oct 17, 2015
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  11. Eazey

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    At a game with my grandad, who i should mention was a mean old *, we are just settling in before kick off when some old guy with a shiny head recognizes my grandad, the guys face lights up and he starts climbing over the chairs towards us. looking like a right muppet.

    "Fitzy, Fitzy! Is that you! Ive no seen you fae school how ye been mate, * its been 30 year. Youve no changed a bit. Dae ye remember me? Brian, brian mcdonald."

    At least 50 people all kind of look round cos 'Brian' is steamin and shouting like a mad man.
    My grandad with a snarl:

    "Naw, there was nae baldy * in my school"
     
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  12. StPauli1916 Gold Member Gold Member

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    :56:
     
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  13. Rendog

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    I sat next to a guy that got nicknamed brain damage for a few years. He had turrets after a few pints. He would just yell OOOH AAAH OOOOOH all game. Edge of the seat stuff even when the ball was just spraying around the middle of the park. Someone would pump a long ball into the box and it was OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHH!!! Throw in!!!!! Folk in the crowd would say shut the * up brain damage all game. Didn't stop him though. Was funny when we were winning but folk were ready to kill him when we were losing.
     
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  14. McChiellini..

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    :56:

    :rofl:
     
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  15. Jo-Jo-Buffon

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    Went to the morton rangers game there,one guy in the cowshed was giving it tight to barrie Mckay think he was on loan at morton the other year,Mckay swapped sides the 2nd half an the guy was still screaming at him shouting "I know you can still here fae other there ya wee fud" enjoyed that
     
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  16. dmac

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    Young boy in the row behind gives it McGeady your just a bawhugger
     
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  17. Callum McGregor The Captain Gold Member

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    A guy that sat near my mate hated Samaras. One game he came into the stadium, sat down and asked what the line up was. As soon as heard Samaras was starting he said, "* Samaras, I'm away hame" then left the stadium. Everyone thought he was joking but he didn't return to his seat.
     
    Callum McGregor, Oct 17, 2015
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  18. Mr. Slippyfist

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    Mind Nakamura was getting a bit nasty with another opposition player, bit of handbags at dawn stuff - * in front of me shouted "stick a chopstick in his eye, Naka!"
     
    Mr. Slippyfist, Oct 17, 2015
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  19. Swervedancer Guest

    :56:
     
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  20. StPauli1916 Gold Member Gold Member

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    :56:

    I'd be tempted to tell him Samaras was playing every week. Even against Utd next week.
     
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