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Things that never happen in Soaps?

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  1. jonny_cfc_n01

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    Name things that never happen in soaps?

    Never heard a car alarm go off
    People never chap the door selling things
    Never see steam coming from there cups of tea
    No one ever swears even if they get shot
     
  2. Lubo 1989

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    they seldom get drunk, and if they do it's a sign that all is not well
    they never need the toilet
     
  3. oasisgurl

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    no one watches a celtic game
    we never actually see the kids in school, so they cood be * it
    we never see the a baby growing up gradually, one week they are 3 weeks old and two months later they are starting primary skool:56:
    we never see someone washing their hands in the bathroom in the queen vic in eastenders
    the weans hardly get fed
    the adults dont do excercise
     
  4. Renegade T

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    they never talk about things on the telly
     
  5. Celtic_Lass

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    they never stay calm, there's always some crisis or something! :87:

    WOO!!! over 1000 posts waehae!! only just realised :56:
     
  6. oasisgurl

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    well done:50: go and have a drink to celebrate
     
  7. Celtic_Lass

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    nobodies in the house with me though.. can't celebrate on ma own can i? :87:
     
  8. oasisgurl

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    go out in the street and get a random person, then u wont be celebrating on ur own
     
  9. Renegade T

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    a random person ? thats sort of strange & probably a bad idea geezer :celt_2:
     
  10. Mark S

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    We never see a group of cross dressing people from Chile attacking lollipop men!
     
  11. oasisgurl

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    o.k ill rephrase that then. go out for a few hours find a hot guy and bring him back to celebrate:humpani::84:
     
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    you're no fooling anyone Kim :50:
     
  13. Overkill187 Batshitcrazy

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    you never see *
     
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    Theres a soap in scotland called river city , iv not had the dis-pleasure but i believe you dont see any actors or actress's
     
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    You get pretty * close in the spanish ones I get over here.
     
  16. Overkill187 Batshitcrazy

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    hnaha we get the south american ones as well, how you said, close, but not close enough!
     
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    Never hear them farting
     
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    I MET A GUY FAE RIVER CITY ON FRIDAY! HES WELL WEE!
     
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    Was it Shellsuit Bob (Stephen Purdon). He stays up the road from me.
     
  20. oasisgurl

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    in soaps characters appear from no where then u never find out anything about there background, and then all of a sudden their das in the mafia and there maws and alky